Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
that was an awesome day yesterday!
Inorite?? First my daughter spilled her applesause on the carpet, I cleaned that up and put a movie on for the kids so I could shower. I didn't even get the water running before I heard the front door open and shut. I was like WTF???? My son figured out how to get past the child locks and opened the front door letting my 90lb puppy loose in the neighborhood. After retreiving the dog my son then made a "present" for me in his diaper, I changed said diaper... Later the "puppy" retrieved the diaper from the trash an brought it into the living room. That was the first two hours of yesterday and just a small taste of my baller lifestyle.


Awesome.