A 747 has been in route to london for a few hours. the captain comes over the intercom and says, "we are 36,000 feet above the atlantic ocean and all four engines have died and will not re-start. you all have about five minutes to make your peace before you meet your maker." A woman jumps up and says "I'm 24 years old and have never been with a man. i want someone to make me feel like a woman before i die." a man shocked by what she said jumps up, pulls his shirt off and yells "IRON THIS BITCH!"






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