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    Default joke

    A 747 has been in route to london for a few hours. the captain comes over the intercom and says, "we are 36,000 feet above the atlantic ocean and all four engines have died and will not re-start. you all have about five minutes to make your peace before you meet your maker." A woman jumps up and says "I'm 24 years old and have never been with a man. i want someone to make me feel like a woman before i die." a man shocked by what she said jumps up, pulls his shirt off and yells "IRON THIS BITCH!"
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    The funny must be on strike. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    The funny must be on strike. Later, QD.
    Funnier than the joke,

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    Your joke sucks, so here:





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    it was big, made mine look small, probably didn't use all of it

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    meh...

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    I thought jokes are supposed to be funny.

    Bozzio for president.

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    Great Joke. Tell it again.
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....

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