The Ultimate Gay Car???
Through my many traverses across state boundaries, many miles behind me making or picking up deliveries. Some trips may be but ten to fifteen miles down the road while others would seem like I'm delivering moon rocks straight from the source to NASA. It is on the latter drives that my mind sometimes has a tendency to wander. Roam, aimlessly, as if it was a lone ant; unable to find it's colony. You've seen that ant before. You've gone out and seen a caravan of ants running across a sidewalk and stepped down right in the middle of it, squishing a few workers. Once that happens, the surviving members have no idea of where to go. They rove abo.......pardon me. I seem to be getting away from the subject at hand. So as my mind wanders (it does this to help keep me awake) it can settle on many different scenarios. It may be that I wander what I would do if I found Bigfoot in the Yukon Territory holding a sign that read "Will Work For Head." I wander what it would be like to be a butterfly being ass-raped by a silver back gorilla. You know. Average, everyday type thoughts. Then it hit me.
When one thinks of a "girl's" car or a girly man's car, one usually thinks of the Mazda Miata, the New Beetle, or the Nissan Maxima. Now while these cars are all about homosexuality, there is one car that stands out above them like Susan Boyle in a beauty pageant. The Honda Civic. More specifically, any year model from the EF more so through to the EJ. Think about it. It is widely agreed that this car is the most tuned car right now. Everyone (I would assume) knows that you don't get a Honda Civic if you're into using cars to pick up women. If so, you're more desperate than Stevie Wonder at Lookout Mountain. So what do you do? You build this car to impress.....who? DUDES!! What the fag? <<---heheh. Yes. That's right. It's easy to see it, man. What do people do as soon as they get their newest mod on their Civic? Head straight to their forum of choice and throw pics all over it in order to gain recognition for their work. They go to meets and cast their hoods up in hopes that all the other males will rush over and be wowed by what's underneath. The what??? It's true.
Bottom line is you folks modifying your Civic to impress other males is a gross, disgusting, horrible attribute to your character. Yeah.
Later, QD.
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Originally Posted by NissanTun3r
