Meeting parents for the first time

[FAM0U5]

I heard this one before.. but eh kinda funny

here is one

An old but still ruggedly handsome Capt. Ajax found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached Capt. Ajax for conversation. "Excuse me, Capt. Ajax, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

Capt. Ajax just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

Ajax, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(You've got to love military time!)

[Sammich]

(You've got to love military time!)

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

[FAM0U5]

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

Not a problem, I am glad I was able to help.

[Sammich]

Not a problem, I am glad I was able to help.

U COULD HELP EVEN MORE BY GIVNIG ME A RIDE IN THAT SUPRA

[FAM0U5]

U COULD HELP EVEN MORE BY GIVNIG ME A RIDE IN THAT SUPRA

Once I have it re-tune...

cause my bank account only has lol

[Sammich]

Once I have it re-tune...

cause my bank account only has lol

THATS MORE THAN ME

[Tech5]

I heard this one before.. but eh kinda funny

here is one

An old but still ruggedly handsome Capt. Ajax found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached Capt. Ajax for conversation. "Excuse me, Capt. Ajax, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

Capt. Ajax just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

Ajax, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(You've got to love military time!)

[FAM0U5]

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

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[Sammich]

There seems to be error in your post cause lol/haha/error 404 was found..
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I KEEL J00

[FAM0U5]

Shhhhh....I KEEL J00

Boom!


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[Sammich]

Boom!


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SILENCE....I KEEL U

[FAM0U5]

SILENCE....I KEEL U

where are your seven virgians?