(708): Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.



(212): btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up


(503): Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?