bwahahaha thats some funny shit
bwahahaha thats some funny shit
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(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
(574): So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
(574): Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
(608): Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
(1-608): At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
(608): Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
(402): Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
(630): i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
(720): Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
(617): but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(321): Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
hahah tooo funny repps!
EL OH FUCKING EL!!!!!!Originally Posted by ATL_EG
The Carbon Fibered R6
MOAR!!!!!!
i just read them all lol
(703): She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
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yea, i stumbled on this site a while back, fukin epic
410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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(404): I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
(301): Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
(760): You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
(925): just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
lol this is great
(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal
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(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
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(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...
Ouch!
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(702): chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
(415): i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
What's Ran's area code?
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
^^^Regarding your sig, is it wrong that i got the boost first, and still haven't gotten the poon?
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anyone ever think or wonder if one of their texts will show up! lol.
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Too much information...
...(705): "The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
14 Comments:
Anonymous said...
A more realistic goal would be to end up in the hot tub when everyone else's faces seem blurred and later have your face blurred out on cops.
June 19, 2009 12:44PM
Anonymous said...
COPS is the only show worth having your face blurred out on.
well played 12:44 i applaud thee
June 19, 2009 12:47PM
Anonymous said...
Thanks for the location. I'm heaving firecrackers over the fence tonight and eggs tomorrow night. Thanks again.
June 19, 2009 12:54PM
Anonymous said...
too bad they aren't currently filming that season...
June 19, 2009 1:08PM
Anonymous said...
did you mean 703? and, yeah, its my goal to be the cause of a fight that gets the republican room mate into anger management but will ultimately not even make it back for the reunion show
June 19, 2009 1:11PM
Anonymous said...
no they are filming this summer 108 i looked it up
June 19, 2009 1:56PM
Anonymous said...
My friend and I are already making plans to double team the sub par gay kid.
June 19, 2009 2:04PM
Anonymous said...
Whats a 705er doin in DC?
June 19, 2009 3:15PM
Anonymous said...
OMG.... I have SAID that. Exactly. Whoever you are, we need to be friends. PS to the person from 1:08.... they move into the house june 20th.
June 19, 2009 3:29PM
Anonymous said...
I'm just wondering what bar(s) will they be hitting up?
June 19, 2009 3:50PM
Anonymous said...
No I ment 705... canadian
June 19, 2009 4:35PM
Anonymous said...
i am so up for being that chick that starts a fight with one of the other girls in the house just to get on camera. then maybe hook up with one of the guys and classily bring it back to the house...
whose up for stalking their bar hopping?
June 19, 2009 4:35PM
Anonymous said...
i dont know, but i'll be fake dating the hell out of someone, starting tomorrow.
June 19, 2009 4:35PM
Anonymous said...
its all fun and games until you end up in south east
June 19, 2009 9:36PM
yes. get laid and compare.
EXCELLENT REVIVAL!
(845): If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i needed the laugh. thanks guys!
(301): Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
(540): she says it's "been amazing lately"
(540): i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
(423): I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ah hahahahaha
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
(609): i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
(210): My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
(206): I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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(704): i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
(1-704): hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
(905): Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
(510): dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
(951): Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
(951): Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
(612): I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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