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  1. 05-21-2009, 02:30 PM #1
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    Default Who wants a laugh??

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my



    husband that my breasts are too small.





    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he



    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.





    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of



    toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".




    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in



    front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will


    this take?" I asked.





    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.





    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper


    between my breasts every day will make my breasts la rger over the years?"





    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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  2. 05-21-2009, 02:35 PM #2
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    It made me lol a second.

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  3. 05-21-2009, 02:36 PM #3
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    H......................still waiting on the A. can't seem to get it out. J/K nice joke.
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
    gully side movement.
    from slavery to president!
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  4. 05-21-2009, 02:37 PM #4
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    404 - Funny not found.
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    awesome lol
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  6. 05-21-2009, 03:05 PM #6
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    Not bad, not bad.

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    The joke failed to mention the death of the husband shortly after. I laughed though. Nice one.
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  8. 05-21-2009, 03:12 PM #8
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    It made me LIRL
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    It made me LIRL
    Whoahoho~ Look at Mr.FancyFont over here.











    Sorry, boredom.
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    LOL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Whoahoho~ Look at Mr.FancyFont over here.











    Sorry, boredom.
    I was trying to show that it made me LIRL a little hah
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    i laughed but not like ^honda boy up here!!! ...1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    i laughed but not like ^honda boy up here!!! ...1
    NEON BOY!!!




    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    *Grin*
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