THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my



husband that my breasts are too small.





Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he



uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.





"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of



toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".




Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in



front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will


this take?" I asked.





"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.





I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper


between my breasts every day will make my breasts la rger over the years?"





Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"