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    Default LOL BLACKIES

    Dont mean this in a racist way at all, just fuckin hilarious

    http://www.slangcity.com/songs/pimp.htm

    Awesome

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    Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars
    She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
    That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
    She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
    I spit a little G man, and my game got her
    A hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada
    Them trick ****** in her ear saying they think about her
    I got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
    She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
    She from the country, think she like me cause I'm from New York
    I ain't that ***** trying to holla cause I want some head
    I'm that ***** trying to holla cause I want some bread
    I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
    Bitch hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
    Look baby, this is simple, you can't see
    You fucking with me, you fucking with a P-I-M-P


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    Now this attractive girl, she is in the club, she is dancing for money
    She loves designer clothes from Gucci, Fendi, Prada
    BCBG, Burberry, and Dolce and Gabana
    She feeds her foolish fantasies, they pay her because they want to
    I show her a little charm, and she's fooled
    A hour later, she'll be in the Ramada hotel
    Those customers talking to her saying they think about her
    I've got the woman by the bar, I'm trying to get a drink from her
    She likes my style, she likes my smile, she likes the way I talk
    She's from the country, and thinks she likes me because I'm from New York
    I'm not the man calling out because I want oral sex
    I'm the man calling out because I want money
    I don't care at all how she performs when she is in bed
    Woman, go out on the street and get a customer and give me the money
    Look baby, this is simple, you can't see
    If you are going to cause me trouble, you are dealing with a pimp
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    not funny. this has been done since 1995. now it's just old. you are making this idiotic person money by linking this website and having it clicked.for this, you should be slain.

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    Sue me
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Dont mean this in a racist way at all...
    lol @ disclaimer

    We all know that this is racist as hell. We also know that ebonics is the fall of modern language. No since in trying to hide it.

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    did you hear about the black kid with diarrhea?

    the poor thing thought he was melting....
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    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.

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    Q: How long does it take for a white woman to take a crap???

    A: about 9 months

    /thread
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    -2001 Lexus IS300
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    Just in case you try something funny...
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    nothing funny here but the jokes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.

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    *burps*



    fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    nothing funny here but the jokes...

    White guys painted to look like black guys --- another example of the whitey's tryna keep a brotha down.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    ^lol

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    "I'm your nasty dancer dancer for money
    Do what you want me to do
    I'm your freaky dancer dancer for money
    I'll do what you want me to do"
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    learn to english

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