Night hasn't even begun yet, man. You just killed off your evening. My night will be spent right here. My wife is having a fucking "Twilight" movie night with about 10 of her family and friends and my car is in the garage with the dash still halfway put in. I'm stuck right here.
Her friends don't look good and I don't drink so i can't make them look good. Later, QD.
I thought evening was like 5-7?
You've got to use your imagination. Go make some print outs of other sexier womans heads, some popsical sticks, paper plates and some glue.