Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
wow... you must have HORRIBLE sex.
Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
have you had sex with the same woman more than once? as in has SHE wanted to have sex with YOU again?

because you sure as hell have your priorities fucked in the game.

1. Eating is a necessity. especially for a woman over 18
2. Foreplay is a necessity. especially for a woman over 18
3. You gotta bring BOTH aspects to the sexual table to survive. a huge cock can't get you everywhere. if you're bad you're bad.

not to mention... you're not the one getting off from eating. SHE is. why should you get anything out of it? you should get off from her being happy buttcheese.


WINNAR OF 50 BONUS POINTS!!!! LOTSA TROOF RIGHT THERE.


btw, I love eating poon-tang.....just the fact of me getting her off, turns me on. Hollaaaaaa