Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
the love rotor seems to have been summoned upon... this beautiful noise they exclaim. its like the sound of an orgasming ultimate PLEASURE MACHINE! we must have it....and hump it! with our boosts combined we shall seek it out... and devour its very essence in the back of our exhaust housings, while caressing its finely crafted and exquisitely round shift knob... some of the finest wood you can get your hands on...

While caressing the round and supple knob they realize that their affair violates every rule that their kind knows. From the miatas cute factor, to the neons lifelong rental car purpose, all the way to the domination of all motorsports known as BMW , they realize that this forbidden encounter must never be whispered amongst each other. However, upon returning home the dark miata's owner decides that his temptations that he fulfilled will not rest until he knows his lovers' names from that one steamy sultry night.