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  1. 05-04-2009, 11:41 AM #1
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    Red face I have a confession to make...

    I have NEVER gotten an erection from seeing a vehicle.

    i know a lot of us have said probably once or twice that a specific car/bike/truck just made us horny or we just busted a nut all over a windshield or we jizzed in our pants cuz it's so hot but for me.... that's far from the truth. don't get me wrong... i LOVE a well put together car/bike/truck but i just don't get that worked up. I'm a lady lover and i only get chubbys from ladies. No piece of metal can do it for me. it just can't. Sorry

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  2. 05-04-2009, 11:44 AM #2
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    I thought that was true for anyone...

    I thought you were going to finally admit that you're gay.
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  3. 05-04-2009, 11:46 AM #3
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    Hes a dirty lil............well............................... octopus ....1
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  4. 05-04-2009, 11:47 AM #4
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    i think some one is taking those comments a little to far. i know, for the most part, people are using it as a metaphor to describe how nice the car/truck/bike is/was.
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  5. 05-04-2009, 11:47 AM #5
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    Dont tell me you've managed to have 8 women at once time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlblkz06
    I thought that was true for anyone...

    I thought you were going to finally admit that you're gay.
    oh word?
    i didn't know...

    oh and naw im not a gay. i like twatz

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  7. 05-04-2009, 11:49 AM #7
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    I have.

    F50 GT does it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    i think some one is taking those comments a little to far. i know, for the most part, people are using it as a metaphor to describe how nice the car/truck/bike is/was.
    i never managed to catch the metaphor. to tell you the truth saying a vehicle is sexy is personifying it. not speaking metaphorically.

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  9. 05-04-2009, 11:51 AM #9
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    eh i find several vehicles sexy. but i would rather fuck a fat chick than actually try fucking and exhaust pipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    eh i find several vehicles sexy. but i would rather fuck a fat chick than actually try fucking and exhaust pipe.
    whew! thank goodness!

    i guess?

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  11. 05-04-2009, 11:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    i never managed to catch the metaphor. to tell you the truth saying a vehicle is sexy is personifying it. not speaking metaphorically.

    I SENSE GREAT SCARCISM IN THESE POST
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    GTR and TDS are buds!
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I think IA is racist against white folk. Look @ the line-up...
    Julio - Dominician, BobbyFresh - Afro-Americian,Brett - Old,Scotsman - Scottish,AnthonyF - Itallian,GKtib - yellow,Quickdodge - gangsta ninja,Ren - Vag-tastic,911SC - Ghey
    Not one whitey among them!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    whew! thank goodness!

    i guess?
    i mean i love me some skinny to average chicks. but if i was forced to choose between a fat girl and a exhaust pipe i would rail a fatty. Now on a personal note ever once in a while i like a little chubby chick for some reason. not a fat girl , just one with a little pudge. i never have figured out why. just something about them. im talking like 150 and no more lol.
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  13. 05-04-2009, 11:58 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    I SENSE GREAT SCARCISM IN THESE POST
    why come?

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  14. 05-04-2009, 11:59 AM #14
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    I dunno.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    GTR and TDS are buds!
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I think IA is racist against white folk. Look @ the line-up...
    Julio - Dominician, BobbyFresh - Afro-Americian,Brett - Old,Scotsman - Scottish,AnthonyF - Itallian,GKtib - yellow,Quickdodge - gangsta ninja,Ren - Vag-tastic,911SC - Ghey
    Not one whitey among them!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    I dunno.
    oh.

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  16. 05-04-2009, 12:04 PM #16
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    Maybe it because of these
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    GTR and TDS are buds!
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I think IA is racist against white folk. Look @ the line-up...
    Julio - Dominician, BobbyFresh - Afro-Americian,Brett - Old,Scotsman - Scottish,AnthonyF - Itallian,GKtib - yellow,Quickdodge - gangsta ninja,Ren - Vag-tastic,911SC - Ghey
    Not one whitey among them!!!!!!
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    epic failage in this thread.
    Anti-Keyboard Commando Brigade

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  18. 05-04-2009, 12:18 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
    Maybe it because of these
    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    epic failage in this thread.
    oh.

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  19. 05-04-2009, 12:34 PM #19
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    SO can I drive your car.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    GTR and TDS are buds!
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I think IA is racist against white folk. Look @ the line-up...
    Julio - Dominician, BobbyFresh - Afro-Americian,Brett - Old,Scotsman - Scottish,AnthonyF - Itallian,GKtib - yellow,Quickdodge - gangsta ninja,Ren - Vag-tastic,911SC - Ghey
    Not one whitey among them!!!!!!
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    OH SNAP YOU GAY?!?!?!??!
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  21. 05-04-2009, 12:45 PM #21
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    The tighter the tailpipe , the better. The newer the production year, the hotter.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html

    Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

    SOMEONE FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET FORUM!
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  23. 05-04-2009, 01:26 PM #23
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    Never got one over a car either. I figured it was a figure of speech.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html




    SOMEONE FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET FORUM!
    Wooooooooooooooooow!

    No Homo?

    edit: i found it

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