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    Default Hump Day Funnay... lol

    prolly a repizost but i dont currrrr...


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    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

    She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

    The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."



    Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

    To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

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    awww thats cute...nice post Kelly

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    thank ya sugar!!

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    how are you doing today?

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    Good one, lol.

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    im doing well..kinda busy at work but its ok.. how about yourself? are you coming out friday for heathers bday?

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    I am doing really good today....busy at work but thats usual...I might come hang out with you friday but I am not sure yet...supposed to go to a big party at GA Tech.

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    Oh great.. you're gonna steal Kelly from me for the GT party, lol...
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    old but still funny
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    mmmm yummmm GT woo hoo!! heather i have to be there for your bday celebratation...

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    Yup all 3 days!!!!
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    :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaMaggie
    I am doing really good today....busy at work but thats usual...I might come hang out with you friday but I am not sure yet...supposed to go to a big party at GA Tech.
    and i wasnt invited!!!!!???
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    ive heard a similar one to that...both are awesome

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    i like this one ..
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