so i was typing this morning right? but wait... lets backup before that.

i pulled out of my drive way this morning, narrowly missing this inch worm that was on the ground. don't ask me how i saw an inch worm from INSIDE the car allll the way over on the ground but i did.


anyways, so i almost took someones life this morning. now fast forward about :13 seconds and i'm getting ready to pull out on the side road... aka the hilton head touge. (except we don't have mountains) but it is a really curvy fun road.


it was rather hot (balmy) this morning so the engine was pretty much warm (aka 2 bars of heated goodness ready for vtak initiation) so i waited my turn to pull out into traffic when i noticed it....the inch worm... or perhaps.... a doppleganger....


CHANCE! opening in traffic *star specs IKE*


as i followed behind what appeared to be a normal neon.... it happened.
i could feel its presence... something evil was on its way... or wait! it was here....



the neon in front of me was the evil4.... i could hear its dry cough blow off valve, and its fluttering wastegate... this was going to be one for the ages boys and girls...

so i prepared. i looked @ the inch worm and he gave me the go ahead signal as he prepared for vtak battle on the touge HHI!


but as i downshifted into 2nd breaching vtec slightly... he turned on his blinker and go off @ the 1st spoke of the traffic circle... or as i call them... skidpads.

so the tops down and we're ridin dirty through the forest area we come to a red light...and i see a lady in her suv looking @ something on my car... so i'm all like


and she's all like


and i was all like...


then she pointed to the front of haley... i was like z0mg! j00 can see him too?! the inchworm... she was worried about him. so i got out of haley and proceeded to carefully take him off and thanked him for the participation in the previous battle against teh evil neon of failzors got punked out by a inchworm with uh S2k... pssh *bish* and i put him on a leaf far away from the road to ensure his safety... well then i was like z0mg teh GREEN LAMPS!

BARREL ROLE! into haley


and we hit mad vtax and ran through the yellow lamp in a niche of time! *phew*

*scene edited, only available in directors cut here*

with her feet behind her head the WHOLE TIME

so anyways i got back on the road and, as i was cruising to work i saw a school bus, i was like... who doesn't like z0mg sects sounding car blowing by them while they road the bus?!?! i mean honestly?!@ so i did my little fly by and every kid was like z0mg s2k no chit?! wif jay dee em exhousts?! i swear one loli passed out @ the pure soundgasm shock wave that occured as i followed...

la la la la.... interlude. here....


BAM! slammed 3rd gear and left that little miata in a wave of sadness and 93 octane miatas with "power" lmfao... someone should have told him that an intake does not create MOAR POWUHZ in a miata

*sigh* but anyways, so i crossed over the bridge of 170 and i saw a po po... so i acted natural... ya know 10-2 n such... and since i ride around in km/h i decided that i was doing the speed limit @ 102.. don't hate oh my damn km/h i'll have you know it keeps me from speeding most of the time, and its just plain fun anyways.. he gets in behind me and i'm like OH SNAP! wut am i gunna do... wait i know!.... where is it where is it..?!

FOUND IT!

JOURNEY!

crank that faithfully and the cop was like... this song reminds me of when i met my wife so he turns off.... then i'm like

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!


crank that vtec boi! and then i was magically @ work. so i pulled in to work and i was safe and sound phew now that was an adventure... but then i remembered something




PURP CLEAN OUT YOUR FAWKIN INBOX!



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