Time to hop back in the "Way Back" machine...

[quickdodge®]

At least for me and few select others near my age.

Formulate your sentence from the following:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy..
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's m y leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I licked my sister because I can't control myself.

Hmmm. Later, QD.

[BMooreZ28]

I jumped on Chuck norris because I'm cool like that.

[03RCode]

I jumped on a pickle because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

[man]

I had lunch with a llama because I can

[dabuilding]

i kicked my best friends boyfriend because I can't control myself!

[The Ninja]

I kicked a football player, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader....... wtf?

[umairejaz]

^LOL

[SEAN]

I sang to a spoon because I'm cool like that

[scabtastic]

I ran over a pickle because im cool like that.

[Bus Driver J]

I licked my sister because I can't control myself.

Hmmm. Later, QD.

Yesterday was your birthday??

I kicked a football player, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader....... wtf?

LOL, Big Bird will get you to do the damnest things....


I danced with my dog because Im a ninja!

[The Ninja]

Yesterday was your birthday??


LOL, Big Bird will get you to do the damnest things....


I danced with my dog because Im a ninja!

Damnit, I'm the only ninja around here bish.

[redrumracer]

I kicked my neighbor because I cant control myself.

[Kourt]

I did the Macarena with my science teacher because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

[Turbo Terrance]

I had lunch with my mobile phone I'm cool like that...

[Jecht]

I sang to a smurf because I can.

Meh.

[Bus Driver J]

Damnit, I'm the only ninja around here bish.

Wrong. You are d-ninja, I am The Ninja!! LOL

[ubers2k]

i jumped on a banana because i can't control myself

[IndianStig]

I yelled at a smurf because I can't control myself.

[jhadleyh]

I licked a stuffed animal b/c thats how i roll

[qwick]

I smelled a squirrel because the voices told me to.

WTF!?! I sound like a crazy redneck.

[Echonova]

I yelled at a phone because I'm a Ninja!

[imbosile]

I jumped on my science teacher because I can't control myself!

[rizzler]

I sang to a llama because I think i need some serious help.

[SUBY_RUE]

I licked a fork becouse bigbirdsaid to and he is my leader.

wow...

[Sammich]

i karate chopped chuck norris because i'm a ninja

[DriVaH]

i sang to a squirrel because Big Bird said to and he's my leader..

[Elbow]

I karate chopped my mobile phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[AirMax95]

I sang to a stuffed animal because I'm a Ninja!

[ilovemyhonda.]

I licked a fork because thats how I roll.

[Sammich]

I licked a fork because thats how I roll.

if i'm the only one to see the funny in this post, then o well

[Mike Lowrey]

I danced with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[Ed]

i yelled at a banana cause im cool like that.

[Sammich]

so what did you tell tibby pants?

[Master Shake]

i smelled a goat cause i'm sexy and do what i want.


goat was clean.

[Miranda]

I jumped on my dog cause that's how I roll...


Oh god.. I feel dirty.

[Me86Rob]

i ran over my neighbor because thats how i roll

[Captain-Obvious™]

I loved a Fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[Sammich]

^knew ur wife was a front

[allmotoronly]

I ran over my mobile phone because the voiced told me to. Seriously.

[Captain-Obvious™]

^knew ur wife was a front