THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT. I WISH I HAD TIME FOR YOU TO TELL ME THAT AWESOME STORY AGAIN. IT HAD ME ON MY TOES THE WHOLE TIME AS I SAT HERE AND MUNCHED ON MY SALTY, BUTTERY, HOT, CRISP POPCORN. I SALIVATED AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT AS YOUR SUSPENSE TECHNIQUE HIT MY INTELLECTUAL G SPOT.