so some old dude

[§treet_§peed]

got pissed wensday when me and my friend went around him. he kept weaving and brake checking us. keep in mind he is in a full size 2500 HD and me and my friend are on crotch rockets. he's going like 35-40 in a 55. every time we get the break like to pass he swerves over and slams his brakes on. so when the hwy finally hits a two lane part i drop to second and give it hell. i hit about 100 to make sure i leave him far behind me. well about 5 minutes later we stop at a red light to here this due yelling and cursing us.. "You god damn idiots, you boys are fucking stupid." "what the hell is wrong with you idots?" me and my friend look at each other laugh, then flip the dude off and roll way when the light turns green.

[jhadleyh]

mmmm good story

[§treet_§peed]

mmmmm pie

[Evil Goat]

if you have time you think you could tell it again?

[§treet_§peed]

you think you could slam your car into a wall? Kthx, IA Mgmt.

[Evil Goat]

is that you in your sig pic?

[Catnip]

THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT. I WISH I HAD TIME FOR YOU TO TELL ME THAT AWESOME STORY AGAIN. IT HAD ME ON MY TOES THE WHOLE TIME AS I SAT HERE AND MUNCHED ON MY SALTY, BUTTERY, HOT, CRISP POPCORN. I SALIVATED AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT AS YOUR SUSPENSE TECHNIQUE HIT MY INTELLECTUAL G SPOT.

[§treet_§peed]

yup. i also performed the same stunt at nopi.

[§treet_§peed]

THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT. I WISH I HAD TIME FOR YOU TO TELL ME THAT AWESOME STORY AGAIN. IT HAD ME ON MY TOES THE WHOLE TIME AS I SAT HERE AND MUNCHED ON MY SALTY, BUTTERY, HOT, CRISP POPCORN. I SALIVATED AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN NEXT AS YOUR SUSPENSE TECHNIQUE HIT MY INTELLECTUAL G SPOT.

evan, i have notices here lately you seem uptight and stressed. Now, is this because Kayla left you or is it because you are on your period? Perhaps, you have hit menopause. Either way im sure a few midol along with a big tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP will help you. also try masturbating, it does the body good. Also helps the mind relax by reasling stress.

[Evil Goat]

id say hes uptight as well....only problem is he isnt the only one that thinks this thread sucks

[Catnip]

evan, i have notices here lately you seem uptight and stressed. Now, is this because Kayla left you or is it because you are on your period? Perhaps, you have hit menopause. Either way im sure a few midol along with a big tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP will help you. also try masturbating, it does the body good. Also helps the mind relax by reasling stress.

BY UPTIGHT YOU MEAN, THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF YOUR MOTHERS VAGINA AFTER MY DICK WAS INSERTED WHILE SHE BEGGED FOR MORE. IT'S FUNNY HOW THE LESS THAN INTELLIGENT MEMBERS OF THIS ONLINE COMMUNITY LIKE TO BRING UP STUFF THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT (YOU AND SL33P3R). BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW WHY I POSTED IN YOUR SHIT HOLE OF A THREAD (LIKE THE TRAILER YOU LIVE IN), IT'S BECAUSE THE STUPIDITY PRESENT FROM THE ORIGINAL POSTER. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THE RELATIONSHIP? YOU BRAG NIGHTLY ABOUT YOUR ONE NIGHT STANDS WITH 15 YEAR OLDS AND 21 YEAR OLDS (THE ONES WITH 2-3 KIDS, NO HUSBAND, AND A COMPARIBLE TRAILER... SO CLOSE THAT THEY WALK TO YOUR TRAILER... OR DO THEY WALK BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SHITTY THEY CAN'T AFFORD A CAR... LIKE SOMEONE ELSE) LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT, MUCH LIKE YOU TOLD THIS STORY OF YOU ACTING LIKE A JACKASS ON PUBLIC STREETS... AGAIN.

[Evil Goat]

i cant read that big

[Catnip]

i cant read that big

THAT'S WHAT HIS MOM SAID WHEN I WROTE, "SUCK HERE" ON MY PENIS.

[Catnip]

HEY EVILGOAT, DO YOU OWN A 2500HD?

[§treet_§peed]

lol evan evan i could care less if you were banging Jessica Alba. i was messing with you like you were me. no need to get your panties in a wad, oh btw if you can fuck my mom. MAD props to you man. for you are one brave guy.

[Evil Goat]

HEY EVILGOAT, DO YOU OWN A 2500HD?

say what?

[Catnip]

say what?

ALREADY FORGOT THE STORY?

[Evil Goat]

ALREADY FORGOT THE STORY?

lulz, must have....been a shitty week

[Catnip]

ahhhh. need to send me a message on myspace? you have a shoulder to cry on with me...

[Evil Goat]

bwahaha...no.


lol, just been a long week, work wise, finally get a break and now im sick

[Elbow]

ROCKET POWER!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Great thread.

Will read again.

[TeeJay]

good stuff, will read again

[uproot]

best thread ever

[TeeJay]

what do you know, I actually came back and read again. Epic stuff

[Thighs]

read twice, will read every 10 minutes. great thread.

[Elbow]

It really is, teaches what kind of bad ass biker guy StreetSpeed is, I want to be like him.

[Killer]

yeah... you really are an idiot...


some how you thought you needed to hit 100mph to pass someone going 45 mph........ i wish you woulda hit some loose gravel...