Agreed, felony assault, & premeditated whatever you plan to do is the PEEERFECT way to show your love for your girl. Most excellent idea, goto jail for a couple of years, pay fines, lose your job, get laughed at on here, oh that marriage will be delayed, but hey! You will have shown him right? Oh yeah, then when you apply for jobs, you can now check that weeee box that says " ARE YOU A CONVICTED FELON". Oh yeah, that's full of win.

Let it go, this post was ridiculous to start with. I hope for your sake, you're just pissed.....Vegeta