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  1. 04-01-2009, 06:42 PM #1
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    Default 15 Questions... need your help

    My religions professor just told us that we need to email her 15 questions each regarding something we'd want answered in class. Stuff like "what's the meaning of life" and all that cliche shit

    Anyone have any ideas on some?

    I want mines to be more diverse with the randomness of IA.
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    why did the devil sleep with saddam in the SP movie?
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    Why were noobs created on IA?
    Why was Autumn born?
    Is QD a disciple?
    When will Armageddon come for IA?
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  4. 04-01-2009, 06:47 PM #4
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    Which religion is right?
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  5. 04-01-2009, 06:47 PM #5
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    Answer: Mine you heathen bitch!!!!
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    WRONG!!! ~runs~
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    How many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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    Why does God (or Gods) allow us to suffer? What joy does an omnipotent God (or Gods) get out of watching us struggle?
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    Why did 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus put Mother Teresa and Paris Hilton on the same planet?
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    If there is a heavan and hell. Is the Earth purgatory?
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    If so... What the hell did I do wrong?
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    is echo the anti-christ?
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    Who would win an arm wrestling contest?

    God or Satan?
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  14. 04-01-2009, 07:07 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    is echo the anti-christ?
    Yes

    The job isn't nearly as cool as you'd think.
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  15. 04-01-2009, 07:08 PM #15
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    How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??
    Does God pay child support?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??
    some super atheist in class already elaborated on that, some sort of medical phenomenon that happens in monkeys and fish all the time... lawl



    but keep the questions coming

    I want to be the devils advocate and put a bunch of stumpy uber athiest questions
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    Does God pay child support?
    No, he got custody.
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    I stole this one

    Can God create a rock so big that He cannot lift it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    No, he got custody.
    Good answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    some super atheist in class already elaborated on that, some sort of medical phenomenon that happens in monkeys and fish all the time... lawl
    WTF?!?!?!
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    “Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

    “Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies.” - Thomas Jefferson

    If my own father were a heretic, I would personally gather the wood to burn him — Pope Paul IV
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    Who has a better “moral compass”? An Atheist who commits good deeds out of pure compassion for his fellow man, or a Christian who commits good deeds out of the fear of eternal damnation?
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    how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli pop?

    why is sponge bob square pants called that when his pants are a rectangle?
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    Why did God make me so damn good looking instead of rich?
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    What do Michael Jackson and Catholic Preist have in common?
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    Why is the Gene pool so shallow?
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    Do you believe in pre-marital sex is against Gods plan?
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    The 72 virgins you get for martyrdom... They are all women right?
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    which pos god allowed obama to be voted in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    The 72 virgins you get for martyrdom... They are all women right?

    nice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    which pos god allowed obama to be voted in?
    That's a good question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    That's a good question.

    probably allah, its the ultimate plan of death to america!
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    If God comitted suicide... What would happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    If God comitted suicide... What would happen?
    how do spirits commit suicide?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    probably allah, its the ultimate plan of death to america!
    INFEDEL!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    how do spirits commit suicide?
    How do you know he's a spirit? Maybe he's on his spaceship?

    The Mother Wheel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    How do you know he's a spirit? Maybe he's on his spaceship?

    The Mother Wheel.

    hmmm....good thinking....maybe he's sasquatch?
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    Whats the difference in curse words and plain words used in a hateful fashion? They are all formed from the same letters and can have the same meanings.
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    Explain free will if god has a plan for everyone.
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