It would be crazy if they did have that though... you could make it work with your calendar and then it could decide which invitations to accept and which to decline. It would add a whole new dimension to blowing people off. Not only would you not have to talk to them, you wouldn't even have to e-mail or text them. You would have a machine craft a perfect excuse or even just tell them to fuck off without your ever being inconvenienced enough to think about them.

I'm pretty sure we will have this technology eventually, and when we do life will be awful. Technology is pretty much ruining our lives. Everyone is so absorbed into phones and computers they can't see the forest for the trees.