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  1. 04-01-2009, 12:00 AM #1
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    Default April Fools' Day

    Okay people, start posting the good stories that you know you should!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    Okay people, start posting the good stories that you know you should!

    You are awesome for making this thread.

    April fools.
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    haha im going to check back in here in an hour to see the epic roasts
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    your couch.
























    I fucked it.








    Save ur engines!
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    Im really not looking forward to this day haha.....


    courtesy of whoever posted this before I stole it.

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    six minutes into the day and already got 2 people... one didn't believe me though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    six minutes into the day and already got 2 people... one didn't believe me though
    Did you tell them you were STD free?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    Did you tell them you were STD free?

    no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.
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    YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

    See what I did there
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

    See what I did there

    you are still my friend after what happened ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.

    thats not cool at all


    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

    See what I did there
    i dont see wut u did besides tell the truth

    Save ur engines!
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    i thought it was funny.

    one of my friends already blocked me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    i thought it was funny.

    one of my friends already blocked me.

    great post! will read again!

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    You have friends?
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    The user CP works.

    HA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    you are still my friend after what happened ...
    the condom broke?
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    a i got a few.

    i told afriend cops were on his porch with flash lights.

    my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.

    and i gave a note to a friend in the library tonight and pointed at a girl here and said she wrote it. he talked to her and she laughed at him
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08
    a i got a few.

    i told afriend cops were on his porch with flash lights.

    my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.

    and i gave a note to a friend in the library tonight and pointed at a girl here and said she wrote it. he talked to her and she laughed at him
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08

    my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.
    bahahaha!
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    The user CP works.

    HA!
    HAHA that was good. I LOLed. + reps for that one.

    Oh and I convinced one of my girlfriends close friends that I hooked up with this chick in the back of her Suburban tonight after my brothers baseball game LMFAO. Shit was great.
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    i just got home from jail.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Evan is supermod.

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    Haha i used the pregnant one on Brittany (my friend) and she really fell for it. She started to cry and everything but i totally just got fooled by nick saying that he was going to stop talking me and deleted my number.. He did it for an hour and then comes back at 12am and says: APRIL FOOLS! I hate april fools.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyMechanic
    the condom broke?
    i would put collins out of his misery with a bullet quicker than he could say, "are you jo---"
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    i'm going to ban autumn today...


    april fools







    no seriously jk. she's going to get banned @ least once... lirl
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    I called sick today at my job, than i told them april fools. But than i decided to stay home anyways.
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    I called a few of my ex g'fs and told them I was a HIV+ and they should prob get checked out....I never told them april fools. lol Let them bitches have a wonderful fucking day! MUH HAHAHAH fucking dirty disgusting cum guzzling whores.

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    but wait... ant... wheres the joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyF
    I called a few of my ex g'fs and told them I was a HIV+ and they should prob get checked out....I never told them april fools. lol Let them bitches have a wonderful fucking day! MUH HAHAHAH fucking dirty disgusting cum guzzling whores.

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    This is the reason I'm not answering the phone... only responding to texts. Fuckin crazy bitches tellin me they're pregnant.....that shit is not cool. Makes me wanna choke-a-bitch.
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    No good jokes, guess I will check back by the end of the night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.
    thats the stupid idea.

    no wonder not many people like you and think you're a whore.

    not a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    thats the stupid idea.

    no wonder not many people like you and think you're a whore.

    not a joke.
    wow. it was a joke. other people laughed. you are just uptight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    wow. it was a joke. other people laughed. you are just uptight.
    child support isn't funny.

    and being tight?
    i bet you couldn't say that.
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    i told everyone i was pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    child support isn't funny.
    i didn't tell any of the guys that they were fathers. i just told them my man & i got pregnant. and they were just close friends and they felt really bad for me.

    i'm not so much of a slut i have to tell multiple guys they are the father, and they actually believe me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    and being tight?
    i bet you couldn't say that.

    you can't for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd
    i told everyone i was pregnant
    i believe you. who's the father? or would it be mother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons
    i believe you. who's the father? or would it be mother?
    i see what you did thuuuuuurrr
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