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  1. 03-31-2009, 09:51 PM #1
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    Default SO I'M RIDING DOWN THE ROAD

    AND I GET HOME. I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, "SELF, WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT." LIKE A TRUE FAT ASS, FOOD WAS ON MY MIND. I FEEL THIS WAS THE REASON I RECEIVED MY NEXT CALL...



    OF ALL PEOPLE, CACTUSEG CALLS ME. RIGHT WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT FOOD.

    WHO'DA THUNK IT? NO LIE. MY FAT ASS NEMISIS, BIGGERTHANACACTUSEG CALLS ME.

    HE STARTS STUTTERING LIKE ALWAYS. HE ASKS, "IS THIS EH EH EH EVAN... EVAN... CG... EVAN... CG EVAN??"
    I RESPOND WITH "YES"
    AFTER A LITTLE MORE STUTTERING, HE FINALLY TELLS ME THE PERSON SPEAKING IS CACTUSEG. HE SAID SOME GAY ASS NAME, BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT FOOD SO I DIDN'T CARE.
    HE THEN ACCUSED ME OF TALKING SHIT AND SAYING SLANDEROUS COMMENTS ABOUT HIM.
    OF COURSE I DID, SO I REPLIED WITH, "ALWAYS"

    AFTER SOME STUTTERING, FROM WHAT I ASSUME WAS FRIGHT... OR BECAUSE HE WAS EATING, HE TOLD ME TO COME TO WALMART AND "FUCK THAT GREEN INTEGRA"


    GREAT STORY HUH? IT'S TRUE.
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  2. 03-31-2009, 09:52 PM #2
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    i am sorry but this story just redeemed you tonight....

    go to wal-mart and tell him to meet you by the twinke's that way you both know where to go!
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    haha r u gonna go?????
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    HAIL NO. I ONLY GO TO WALMART FOR TWO THINGS










    AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS EATEN THEM BOTH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    HAIL NO. I ONLY GO TO WALMART FOR TWO THINGS



    AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS EATEN THEM BOTH.
    3 things dear!
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    haha come on evan i hope u aint scared? Id like to go, i got some cheese popcorn and a chair id like to sit down and watch the twinkys fly lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    3 things dear!
    THOSE ARE ON HIS B/F COCK AS WE SPEAK
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    THOSE ARE IN HIS BUTT AS WE SPEAK
    Flip flops?!




    lol wut?

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    Did he really give you a call dude? LOL.
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    Btw. You FAIL with editing posts! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    Flip flops?!




    lol wut?


    I THOUGHT THE THREE THINGS WERE CONDOMS, KY JELLY, AND DONUTS
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
    Did he really give you a call dude? LOL.
    I SAID NO LIE.

    LOL.
    JUST AS REAL AS YOU AND JETHE CALLED ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    I THOUGHT THE THREE THINGS WERE CONDOMS, KY JELLY, AND DONUTS
    Condoms...??
    KY....check!
    Donuts....Krispy Kreme FTMFW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    Condoms...??
    KY....check!
    Donuts....Krispy Kreme FTMFW!
    LOLOL
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    How did he get your number?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
    How did he get your number?
    CLASSIFIEDS. HE LIKES TO LOOK AT STUFF HE COULD NEVER AFFORD. PROBABLY RAN ACROSS MY AD AND SAW MY NUMBER
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    lol people are idiots and fuck the mullet havin mustang drivin ass cracka in this thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    I bet he blocked his number when he called, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
    I bet he blocked his number when he called, lol.

    YEA, PRIVATE... LIKE HIS PENIS. POOR GUY
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    bump
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    fail. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    fail. lol
    OWNED..!!

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    lol Get him Evan.

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    wtf. lol
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    "FUCK THAT GREEN INTEGRA"
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    funny not found....
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacknightteg
    funny not found....

    YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
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