Get this, true story too.

an aquaitence of mine is a cop, he recieved a call for a domestic disturbence in a pretty run down part of Delkab. Long Story short, the bitch involved was arrested and then when he was filling out the paper work and looked at her ID he saw that her first name was.

"ABCDE"

When he proceeds to ask her how to pronounce her name she responds

"what are you stupid, its Ab-Ce-Dee"

lol crackheads familes FTL