I don't like chick-fil-a..

I don't eat there, but I remember one of the last time I did.. I was going to Costa Rica and I ate a chicken biscuit on the way to the airport..

Landing in Costa Rica, all went loose.. I mean if I was ever close to exploding shit in my underwear without being able to hold it in, it was that day.. I was seriously squeezing my butt cheeks together with both hands praying that all this effort could hold it in..

I can't express how bad it was, the whole day I was sick like a dog.. I was sweating and dizzy from shitting so much and being dehydrated.. I was far away from a hospital, and that day, I really thought I was going to die.. I was covered in sweat and I couldn't walk I was so dizzy..

Moral of the story: You will feel better in 2 days..