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  1. 03-20-2009, 03:29 AM #1
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    Default Dewds....holy cow.

    It is now 3:15 in the damn morning and stomach just had a nuclear fucking melt down. A while back I posted a thread about my stomach getting jacked up from eating shitty foods all of the time. I heeded some decent advice and changed my diet. I have officially lost 20lbs in six weeks. But tonight, oh tonight, my ass is unloading fecal matter like those old-school anal creampies that were- oh so popular in the RLD back in the day.

    I ate a chicken salad sandwich and carrots for dinner from chick-fil-a, and the repercussions are horrible.

    I do not actually think that I have consumed enough food throughout the entire day to amount to ONE-HALF of the amphibious fudge dragons currently lurking in my porcelain throne. I think the chicken was bad. It smelt like tuna..okay it didnt smell like tuna, but still. Thank you for your time have a pleasant Friday morning.
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  2. 03-20-2009, 03:41 AM #2
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    I had some sort of stomach bug monday night.. Ate dinner about 8 and everything was fine until 11.. Just went downhill from there. Pissed out of my ass for an hour and finally puked everything I had for dinner at 1am..

    My stomach was still pretty messed up until yesterday..shit. Applesauce, plain white toast and ginger ale was my diet for those 3 days..

    I haven't puked for right at 2 years until monday..And that was because I was completely shit faced wasted then.
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  3. 03-20-2009, 03:41 AM #3
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    Next time...Don't eat food you think might be bad...obv.
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  4. 03-20-2009, 04:06 AM #4
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    i clogged the toilet the other day.. without toilet paper.
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    I don't like chick-fil-a..

    I don't eat there, but I remember one of the last time I did.. I was going to Costa Rica and I ate a chicken biscuit on the way to the airport..

    Landing in Costa Rica, all went loose.. I mean if I was ever close to exploding shit in my underwear without being able to hold it in, it was that day.. I was seriously squeezing my butt cheeks together with both hands praying that all this effort could hold it in..

    I can't express how bad it was, the whole day I was sick like a dog.. I was sweating and dizzy from shitting so much and being dehydrated.. I was far away from a hospital, and that day, I really thought I was going to die.. I was covered in sweat and I couldn't walk I was so dizzy..

    Moral of the story: You will feel better in 2 days..
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    costa rican chick fil a... bad.
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  7. 03-20-2009, 04:28 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries
    costa rican chick fil a... bad.
    No, lol they don't have chick-fil-a over there.. It was here, on my way to the airport..
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    costa rica hates chicken!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries
    costa rica hates chicken!!!
    LOL WTF?
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  10. 03-20-2009, 09:55 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7
    Next time...Don't eat food you think might be bad...obv.
    At the time I really didn't think the chicken was bad. It really DIDN'T smell like tuna. I just put that out there because of the old sayin', "smells like tuna, tastes like chicken, close your nose and keep on lickin'."
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    fuck chick-fil-a. ate their twice and both times horribly shitty food. never again.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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  12. 03-20-2009, 12:05 PM #12
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    just think of all the weight your shitting out.
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    Chik Fil A makes me shit too.
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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  14. 03-20-2009, 02:31 PM #14
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    Chicken fil a has always been good every time I go there. Krystals is what makes me shit..So does Varsity.
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    I kind of wish Chris would shit on my chest now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmminoDaGreat
    I kind of wish Chris would shit on my chest now.
    lol WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    I don't like chick-fil-a..

    I don't eat there, but I remember one of the last time I did.. I was going to Costa Rica and I ate a chicken biscuit on the way to the airport..

    Landing in Costa Rica, all went loose.. I mean if I was ever close to exploding shit in my underwear without being able to hold it in, it was that day.. I was seriously squeezing my butt cheeks together with both hands praying that all this effort could hold it in..

    I can't express how bad it was, the whole day I was sick like a dog.. I was sweating and dizzy from shitting so much and being dehydrated.. I was far away from a hospital, and that day, I really thought I was going to die.. I was covered in sweat and I couldn't walk I was so dizzy..

    Moral of the story: You will feel better in 2 days..
    I eat Chick-fil-A almost daily and believe me, the franchise isn't the problem. I can't speak for every store out there, but company policies or ingredients didn't do that to you guys.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
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    gah damnit i got owned staying logged in!!

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    try drinking hot sauce and proceed to consume a massive bean burrito seymour. See what happens.
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