the FIT is RAWR!
so this morning as i was cruisin on my way into work, i notice something rather small and barely noticeable in my rear view mirror...now i know what you're thinking but no its not sammichs wang, get them dirty thoughts outta muh thread~!
anyways, so this little dot keeps getting closer and closer weaving through traffic. well since i'm a safe driver i keep both hands on the wheel @ all times (except to shift, you automatic driving ninny) and face forward as to not to be distracted by other things when i hear it..... the faint and yet pronounced sound of... VTAK! the little dot rushes up in my mirror, i glance in the drivers mirror only to catch a eye blistering glimpse of RED FIT VTAK HARPHYASDLLAKSDJZ0mGSTEHRAWR! he must have passed me going 90+ he slows down after doing this epic fly by and we play a little bit in traffic.
Now lets review, S2k + I/TP/E <VS> FIT IS GO I/E.... hmm.. no worries EL OH EL i worried for a moment. green light. we start out initial D style on the hilton head touge.. he cracks teh 'tak and haley responses... ^_^ kekeke we has MOAR REVS. i damn near eat his fit like a black man in the KFC factory! z0mghe continues to run away (bunny ears here aka " " ) and i slow but surely ease on the revs and stay with him. i want to make him feel good about his car so i can't just crush him with the might of the HALEY PANTY DROPPER SUPREME DELUX EPIC v. 1.5.7.3 he shuts down around 90... i cruise on pass, shift 6th and let the revs roll down gently a pop here, a gurgle there. (i <3 my exhaust :idb: )
next light i roll down the window and we talk for a minute, upon first glance, meh rota slips...a few stickers, mugen visors, lowered, exhaust, the hum of an intake...not bad. as he rolls down the window i can catch a glimpse of a few gauges on the pillar awww its cute inside. he proceeds to tell me what i can't see is his Vafc and his nitrous bottlei giggled a little i was like why would you spray man? the fit is already go. i keed i keed but seriously i did like the way it looked. he said he made around like 180ish on spray i was like orly?
he then told me my girlfriend was tall and chubby and wore combat boots...
the windows went up, the music went up, the engine went to launch ready rev... MF'er and it was a nice fit too. Now half the people would have been like pssh my S2k gunna eat this little fit. but i'm a wee smarter. sure i have the HP advantage.. but my 20 more HP to the wheels isn't going to count for jack sh*t against his spray and weight.my loli's honor is @ stake here! its game time
i can see his smirk through the tint, as if he was planning on just running away from the start i was gunna make this bish work for this win...
*insert i'm on a boat by lonely island here*
GREEN! rev + shift + dump + dunlop direzza star specs all nice and warm + RWD = EAD FIT BISH! 1 maybe 2 rotations idk, either way instant 2 car lead by 1st shift, i did have to giggle inside as i though WTF its almost like i had torque or something
Shift
2nd grabs hard, no engine movement (thank you spoon sport ETD damn that thing is sex) Chirp and keep on runnin... he's trying for all he can i have this mental image of someone whipping a pony in a horse race @ the kentucky derby...that pony is trying but damn its got short legs. 7,5......8.....9...SHIFT
3rd
all i can say is everybody take a good hard look @ the mother F*kin boat!
and then... it happened.
I SAW IT IN BIG YELLOW AND RED LETTER IN MY REARVIEW *DANGER TO MANIFOLD* i flipped it down so i couldn't see the fit anymore SHUT UP i screamed!@ the sound of Nitrous pumping its way through the veins of that poor fit transformed that little pony into... well... a little pony on PCP! the angel dust was flying from its feet and teh FIT WAS TEH ANGRY RAWR! pulled in by the leaps of a full grown wallby he reeled me in like a fish on a saturday morning Sports South redneck special!z0mg teh no! with 100% throttle down i shifted @ the magic 3rd gear number with all LED bars lit...86mph
SHIFT 4th
the fit with its angry rawr, vtak in full sing, rotas rotating the earth in odd ways and the smile of akuma in the glass @ the wheel, Haley let out her battle cry! HASAMIUCHI IKE! the heat was on, would i lose to the fit, and fail my loli's honor? would we hit the next light on green or red, my top end will kill his, but his weight is his advantage now... 2 cars... 100+...the road is getting more narrow, where did the traffic go? are we all alone? oh i love this song *turn it up* and then as if it was meant to be he closed within a 1/2 length...i glance over to see his face smiling with glee as he will cease the win and knock another s2k owner into the ground....1/4 length almost even....and then as if Kamisama himself gave haley the power of 1000 Vtak, the fit all but disappeared....what happened?
authors notes: turns out he ended up using his little bottle too often and not when it counts lol he ran out
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