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  1. 09-23-2005, 08:23 AM #1
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    Default Why females should avoid ladies night after getting married

    I saw this one another forum and it got a chuckle from me

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
    got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed
    3 times.
    > > >
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a

    quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
    cuckoos

    totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
    and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got
    away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times,
    cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
    twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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  2. 09-23-2005, 08:35 AM #2
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    hahahahahahaha, p0n4g3!
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    bwahahaahahah thats great
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    Ha thats funny.
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    Lol, that story was in Maxim magazine too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysuprajust8u
    I saw this one another forum and it got a chuckle from me

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
    got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed
    3 times.
    > > >
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a

    quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
    cuckoos

    totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
    and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got
    away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times,
    cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
    twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
    lol i think that may be a repost from me but im not sure.. that ish is still funnay FUNNAY
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  7. 09-23-2005, 10:30 AM #7
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    lol
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