I'll break down Apple for yous guys:

Own Apple Computer: 80% bros, 10% hippies, 5% girls, and the rest a mix of people who want a computer that isn't good for a paper weight.

Own iPod: 50% bros, 25% girls, and the rest are people who never saw an alternative.

Own iPhone: 25% bros, 25% douchebags, 25% rich daddy's girls, 25% gays.

Own all 3 of the above?: 75% are gay bro hippie douchebags, and the rest are mostly girls.

There ya go.

Apple products ftl for everthing.