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Originally Posted by TheGodfather
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LOL @ this guy..Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGodfather
i do things in sets of 4. and symmetrically. if i scratch the left side of my ass, it has to be 4 times for each side, and go in this order(R,L,L,R,L,R,R,L)
radio volumes must be even numbers, or squares and cubes of odds. 25 is ok as a square of 5, 27 is ok as a cube of 3.
i always smoke after food, after sex, and anything stressful in general. it is also the first thing i do when waking up. but lots of people do that, its not necessarily a 'me' thing.
whenever i eat small candy or gummy bears, i have to eat an even number(2 or more) everytime i grab some from the bag. the last gummy bear is ok to eat 3, because 3 is prime.
i pick skin off my lips with my fingers when bored cause the mild sting feels good.
routinely stretch my eyelids. it looks funny but feels good. dont ask.
i cant stand dirt under my nails. or cleaved skin on my fingertips. they must be ripped out until smooth and flush.
-everytime i take a shower. i have to clean my ears with a cotton swab or it bothers the hell out of me until i do it and its usually twice a day.
-i have to sleep with a fan on. even in winter.
-must sleep without socks.
couple more since i seen some other replies:
always carry a bottle of water in my car.
pockets go:
left front-keys, lighter
right front-phone, cigs
left rear-wallet
right rear-hat if its cold out.
when im at a light ill put it in first, then back to neutral, release clutch, and repeat a few times.
Lets see... where to begin
-I HAVE to shower when I first wake up, and before I go to bed, otherwise I feel like shit all day.
-I ALWAYS wash my hair twice in the shower.
-Radio Volume has to be on an even number or it irritates me till I reach over and change it.
-I hate seeing my vehicle below 1/2 a tank, it drives me crazy till I stop and top off.
-I HAVE to have a fan on to sleep, no matter when it is, otherwise I just can't sleep.
-My pockets have to be arranged like this:
Left front- Cell phone
Right front- Keys, knife, change
Right rear- Wallet
Left rear- Papers
-I have the same routine down to the number of brush strokes every morning, it has to be exact.
That pretty well covers it.
Haha, I am alot like a lot of you on here.
My pockets go like this..
Front left-Chapstick, cellphone and spare change
Front Right-Keys, knife
Back Right-Wallet and papers
Back left-empty
When i get in the car, my lanyard has to be around my shift knob and on top of my knee or else i feel weird
Cellphone is never in my pocket in the car, always either on my lap or between my legs
I do everything in either, 3's, 4's or until i get to 12
Pop knuckles, bend fingers back twice, attempt to pop knuckles again and crack neck, that is something i do multiple times a day
I cant sleep without my fan on.
I must watch TV even if it is for like 3 minutes before i go to sleep
I pop my toes before i stand up
I do not take my livestrong bracelet off
I do not wear more than one shirt, or else i feel like my clothes are just hugging my damn body
shit im weird
I shave one of my legs to make it feel like I'm in bed with a woman 100% of the time.
I gnaw my nails, not bite them off, but bear down on them.
I will play solitare 20+ times a day to keep my sanity at work.
My sunroof is always tilted; I hate stagnant air.
Shower for at least 20 min, washing everywhere twice.
Listen to HBCU band music in my car.
Wallet = right back pocket, Misc Paper = left back pocket, Key = in hand.
I answer questions with facial expressions, never normal ones.
Negative reps have nothing to do with being a girl, find another excuse. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Srnsn57
I watch other peoples windshield wipers in the rain to see what speed they have theirs on... Why I dunno LOL
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Originally Posted by LS3_KID
:lmfao: :lmfao: :screwy: :lmfao: :lmfao:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
ha ha wow. I do both of those things... except I get a completely new utensil
My toe nails HAVE to be painted, I can't sleep unless I'm cold, One of my feet always hangs out from under the covers...unless there is an open door in the room...
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Originally Posted by Srnsn57
omg im the same way lol, the inside of my cheek is SO tore up :(
but to continue i can't take a shower unless i have clothes in the dryer (more so in the wintertime)
i set 3 different alarms to FINALLY wake up
i sometimes think of "cool" ways to die (i have a very strange outlook on death) :goodjob:
When I leave the house, I always repeat these words in my mind to make sure I have it. Keys, Wallet, Cellphone. If I do forget, I will drive back to my house just to get it, no matter how far I have traveled.
I must workout at least 3 times a week. If I don't I feel like shit, until I have.
My quirk, if you can call it that, is that there is no one that is as close to being God-like as I am so I have no one to really relate to. Whenever I talk to someone I end up talking down to them because I'm so much smarter than they are. I can't get into a really intelligent conversation with another person because they usually end up looking at me as if I were crazier than Muslim extremist kneeling on his rug facing South. I always have to dumb myself down to a level that doesn't make my companion more nervous than the new guy in a prison shower. It gets really irritating to some people. Well, there you go. Later, QD.
I look at my cell phone at least twice every 5 mins
I clean my nails at least 30 times a day
I'm always cold
I'm anal about a clean bathroom maybe into the OCD department with that.
I look like this :D 99.9% of the day, but I'm working on looking like this :( more.
I STILL watch Arthur :tongue1:
People will call me, and I'll ignore their call and text them back
I FUCKING HATE THAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by LizBiz
lol @ me starting the pocket schematic in almost every post hahaha.
exactly the same... weird!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
When I sleep I always have to lay facing a window or door.
A masturbate while watching the view and hanging from my shower curtain rod while a midget named rusty asphyxiates me until I ejaculate.
wow, how did you get neg repped THAT much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
When I take a shower, I stay in until all the hot water is gone....
>It's a must for me to clean my ears after I take a shower(I use like 4-6 cotton swabs)
>I have to brush my hair after I take a shower
>I have to brush my teeth before I go to sleep
>I organize my deodorants/body sprays if they are out of place
>I blow on my dressers if I feel them dusty. ha.
This is more of a nasty thing, but......I sometimes eat things off the floor.....sshhhh.
now i know where to pick pocket everybody, thanks and continue
I think everyone has a little OCD.
-I sometimes skip over cracks or lines on the floor or ground.
-Sometimes when brushing my teeth I catch myself counting the strokes and when washing my face I sometimes count..has to be an even number too.
-Pockets are organized the same ALWAYS..Unless Im wearing cargo shorts or a coat i'll spread some things out. Except my knife is always clipped on my right pocket.
-I always have to have a bottle or glass of water with me. Unless im drinking beer.
-Every morning when I wake up I have a random song in my head..Doesn't matter if I haven't heard the song for months and then I have random songs stuck in my head throughout the day.
LMFAO!!!!! I'm sorry....sometimes ppl just don't wanna talk to yo ass lol. Sometimes I just don't feel like talking on the phone....cuz depending on who it is I know they don't want nothing to begin with. I don't do it to ppl I like tho. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by LS3_KID
Is that why you always wanna text?Quote:
Originally Posted by LizBiz
I thought we had something special...:cry:
oh yeah me too.
I miss my boyfriends calls like majority of the time and then I text him back instead.
It pisses him off like crazy, hahaaa.
I have to wash my hands at least 10 times a day
when on the shitter i have to read the back of shampoo bottles or any kind of soap that is close enough to reach.
numbers on my radio or on a thermostat in my house or cooking in the stove have to end in multiples of 5
If i have a scab i pick at it. Or if i have a zit i pick at it
I check if the doors are locked at night about 5 times every night.
I wash my self in the shower the same way every night.. Starting with my chest then i go to my arms then my back then down to my legs and lower area ( front and back )
then i wash my hair and the last thing i do is wash my face.
If im lost while driving i have to have things silent or i feel more lost than i really am.
also i only use a paper towels once...and then i have to get a new one. so if im eating dinner ill have this pile if paper towels
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Originally Posted by YoTa_BoX
Ive never understood this. your hair is oily and sweaty and you wash it 2nd to last? I start with the hair, then face, and so on down. That way no dirtyness hits any clean areas lol.
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Originally Posted by JConner
ya it would makes sense to do it your way...but..i just have to do it the way i do it or i dont feel fully clean.
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Originally Posted by YoTa_BoX
lol i guess everyone has their own OCD issues :cheers:
One of mine is having my checkbook balanced at all times. I've even paid for an App on my iphone that I use as a "checkbook register." Even if I know I have plenty of money in my account I have to make sure that the balance matches my "checkbook."
not sure if these would count... but they're weird to me...
i hate things with texture like ceilings, or walls. if i touch them i freak out.
i cant stand finger tips touching together... mine or anyone elses.
i clean my ears out atleast 5 times a day.
when im talking to someone, i always think im typing. so i'll spell it out in my head like id see it on a keyboard.
LMAO I text you cuz I don't want to hear no woman answering your phone!!!! DUH lol Gettin you in trouble lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
YOU'RE NOT FULLY CLEAN UNLESS YOU'REQuote:
Originally Posted by YoTa_BoX
http://breedersdigest.files.wordpres...ully-clean.jpg
Later, QD.
^^^ :lmfao:
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
lol i knew some one was going to do that...
i cant stand riding behind someone ..i always have 2 pass them no matter if were both doin the speed limit especially when on a 2 lane road..it drives me crazy