"my oil life indicator said i have 60% oil LIFE left so i added 4qrts of oil and it still didn't turn off, so i added 4 more qrts of oil and the light was still on so i brought it to you guy's. why wont the light turn off?"
dumb ass lady had 16qrts of oil in her deville. i was surprised the car was still running. LMFAO!!!
Originally Posted by 00CelicaGT
I heard a story like this before. The owner of a shop I worked at while in high school owned a fleet of vans. He told one of the drivers that the van he was driving was using oil so stop every so often and check the oil and put some in if it needed it. Everytime the driver stopped he added oil. Eventually it smoked REALLY bad so he added more. There was so much oil that it snapped the crank in half. They pulled the distributor out and oil started pouring out of the top of the intake manifold.....
Ok now there really are "special" people out there!
Range Rovers.......lol.
L-O-L is right!!!!
Everyone dies, not everyone lives...
"Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
We have two, maintenance got a whole new meaning.
LOL! I understand! I worked for Land Rover for a little over a year, but it only took me a week or so to figure out that these vehicles were disasters waiting to happen.
Everyone dies, not everyone lives...
"Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
this thread is great!!
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