Mr. Tran, please step into my office, sir.

[Catnip]

It seems as though your feelings were hurt the other night when you found out I had super powers in the driving department. I posted a video and you lost it, that hurt me; it made me feel like I put you down and made you feel inferior... like you are. I mean, we're equal. Anyways, I thought I would share a moment of my day with you, in attempt to bring your spirits up. As I was turning my car around to put my Z28 wheels on the rear of my car, I wasn't paying attention and backed into a railroad tie. Ironically, the one I backed into had a nail sticking out horizontally. Needless to say, it poked my slick and now it's flat.

I don't know how it feels to be inferior, but maybe this will help, man.

[Thighs]

lol you retard.

[Thighs]

lol you retard.

[Revmaynard]

.....wut video?

[Catnip]

.....wut video?

Of God, I mean me, driving the civic to a 13.8 on a stock GSR swap

But I think it was the 13.50 time slip that got him

[Master Shake]

bwahahahahaha, lost it?

looks like you lost your fucking mind.
lol.

[Thighs]

lol you retard.

[Master Shake]

oh and congrats on owning yourself mr bad-ass driving who can't back up!

[Catnip]

bwahahahahaha, lost it?

looks like you lost your fucking mind.
lol.

Calm down, sir. I'm still ok with giving you driving lessons.

[Thighs]

.drater uoy lol

[Master Shake]

Calm down, sir. I'm still ok with giving you driving lessons.

i'm lauging so hard at you right now, i'm about to lose control of my bowels.

[Thighs]

lol you retard.

[Catnip]

i'm lauging so hard at you right now, i'm about to lose control of my bowels.

Those tears aren't from your laughter, they're from crying at your inferiority.

[Thighs]

8========D O:

[Catnip]

8========D O:

When are we making love?

[Master Shake]

Those tears aren't from your laughter, they're from crying at your inferiority.

i like how you think you're such a hot shit driver

lets test something out.
how about i drive my fist into you face. and then lets see if you can manage to back up properly.

[Catnip]

i like how you think you're such a hot shit driving.

lets test something out.
how about i drive my fist into you face. and then lets see if you can manage to back up properly.

It'll be ok, bro. No need to take your inferiority out with violence. Maybe one day you can be bad ass like me.

[Master Shake]

It'll be ok, bro. No need to take your inferiority out with violence. Maybe one day you can be bad ass like me.

it seems like violence is the only way to put you in your place.

i just told you not to be such a cocky fucker about your driving, and yet you still think you are the greatest.

[Catnip]

it seems like violence is the only way to put you in your place.

i just told you not to be such a cocky fucker about your driving, and yet you still think you are the greatest.

You telling me I'm not, doesn't change the fact that I am.

But like I said, don't take offense to my superiority.

[Master Shake]

You telling me I'm not, doesn't change the fact that I am.

But like I said, don't take offense to my superiority.

its that cocky-ness that is pissing me. i said you're not the greatest. never said you wasn't good. just not the self-proclaimed "god" that you like to call yourself.

and you calling me "inferior" is wanting me to bring my chink ass up the ATL and just drop kick you in the face.

[DarKStaR]

funny thing is.....he's not from the ATL....

[Catnip]

funny thing is.....he's not from the ATL....

and from the sounds of it, he couldn't reach my face with his foot

[Master Shake]

and from the sounds of it, he couldn't reach my face with his foot

i didn't look where you were from.

but its cool.
i can wait a month till a v-meet and find you.

i just told you to drop you attitude of acting like the worlds most greatest driver. just like thacker, acting like you're hot shit, but the only shit you are is a piece of shit.

[willum14pb]

it's not hard to drive a civic. hop of your own nuts. also, your lame and your cars are even lamer. shut up with your over inflated shitty ego and stfu. pussy.

[Master Shake]

it's not hard to drive a civic. hop of your own nuts. also, your lame and your cars are even lamer. shut up with your over inflated shitty ego and stfu. pussy.

x2

[X-Runner]

Thackers AE?

[Catnip]

it's not hard to drive a civic. hop of your own nuts. also, your lame and your cars are even lamer. shut up with your over inflated shitty ego and stfu. pussy.

Oh, because driving an evo is so much harder? Remember I had an AWD DSM before you answer that.

I am hot shit, like fire, the sun, turbo manifolds after hours of hard driving, active volcanoes... I think you get the point.

[willum14pb]

no this tools a much bigger tool than thacker. if that's even possible. he went to an EG to a TA and thinks he's hot shit because he could drive a mid to low 13 second car in the mid to high 13's. REAL IMPRESSED GUY. Also, take down the picture of your $30 TA from your sig, it makes you look like a broke bitch.

[Catnip]

x2

Cat got your tongue so you can't type something out yourself?

[Catnip]

no this tools a much bigger tool than thacker. if that's even possible. he went to an EG to a TA and thinks he's hot shit because he could drive a mid to low 13 second car in the mid to high 13's. REAL IMPRESSED GUY. Also, take down the picture of your $30 TA from your sig, it makes you look like a broke bitch.

LOL. I drove a high 13 second car to mid 13's. What does your Evo run, sir?

Oh and you got me!! You paid 5 times as much as I did for a car that is just as fast!

[willum14pb]

Oh, because driving an evo is so much harder? Remember I had an AWD DSM before you answer that.

I am hot shit, like fire, the sun, turbo manifolds after hours of hard driving, active volcanoes... I think you get the point.

What point? the only point you're making is that you're an idiot. Did i say my car was hard to drive? NO i didn't. But you made it seem like you were a half decent driver because you can drive the an EG with a motor swap through the 1/4 with a time anyones grandma can pull off. I would be impressed if you pulled low 13's, being you weigh about 300 lbs and that makes a difference. However, you've done nothing special, so please have your cursor make it's way to the top right "X" button and lets keep it that way.

[Catnip]

What point? the only point you're making is that you're an idiot. Did i say my car was hard to drive? NO i didn't. But you made it seem like you were a half decent driver because you can drive the an EG with a motor swap through the 1/4 with a time anyones grandma can pull off. I would be impressed if you pulled low 13's, being you weigh about 300 lbs and that makes a difference. However, you've done nothing special, so please have your cursor make it's way to the top right "X" button and lets keep it that way.

I want links to videos of stock GSR hatches with full interior running 13.50

Until then, GTFO

PS, I'm 156 pounds, lil azn

[willum14pb]

LOL. I drove a high 13 second car to mid 13's. What does your Evo run, sir?

Oh and you got me!! You paid 5 times as much as I did for a car that is just as fast!

It's low 13's if you weren't a 300 lbs land monster. Don't worry about my Evo. lets not get into the typical poor mans excuse for buying a $1000 vehicle. "I'D RATHER HAVE MY 600WHP EG THAN YOUR STUPID FERRARI, YOU PAID LIKE 200K AND IM STILL FASTER." At the end of the day, I CAN AFFORD to drive something nicer, where as you're stuck buying shitty low end cars because that's ALL YOU CAN AFFORD. But hey, it was fun arguing with you, not really. stay gay.

[Catnip]

It's low 13's if you weren't a 300 lbs land monster. Don't worry about my Evo. lets not get into the typical poor mans excuse for buying a $1000 vehicle. "I'D RATHER HAVE MY 600WHP EG THAN YOUR STUPID FERRARI, YOU PAID LIKE 200K AND IM STILL FASTER." At the end of the day, I CAN AFFORD to drive something nicer, where as you're stuck buying shitty low end cars because that's ALL YOU CAN AFFORD. But hey, it was fun arguing with you, not really. stay gay.

I'm lost as to how you're getting 300 pounds. That's pretty fun, that's like me saying you're at least 5'7"


Because we all know you're a short ass asian, no more than 5'3"

[willum14pb]

blah blah blah, keep saying asian this asian that. Reality is, im not 5'3" and i would roflstomp your face. anything else captain fag of the cock sucking SS?

[Catnip]

blah blah blah, keep saying asian this asian that. Reality is, im not 5'3" and i would roflstomp your face. anything else captain fag of the cock sucking SS?

Yea, how tall are you? Standing beside a tape measure, I need a pic for proof. I call BS on you being able to reach my face, also. Shawty.

[Catnip]

Wait, where are my videos?

[willum14pb]

Yea, how tall are you? Standing beside a tape measure, I need a pic for proof. I call BS on you being able to reach my face, also. Shawty.

fail. im out. keep it queer.

[Master Shake]

you are so pathetic and stuck on yourself, i bet that is what you are a 19year old virgin living in your mom's house using her money to live off of cause you are too much of a pussy to do anything for yourself.
let me ask you, do you have a little bell you ring when you need something? or a string hooked up a bell?
you are useless as fuck when it comes to life. so fucking broke, you gotta get your gas and insurance money from you momma.
when you don't get something you i bet you throw a little rant and lay in the floor kicking your feet like the little childish prick you are.
STFU, i don't want to hear shit from you.

i bet you're hot shit. about as hot as the shit i just took!

[Master Shake]

do me a favor and don't even repsond anymore.
this thread fails
and you fail even harder.