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Thread: Anyone believe in Hatian officers losing the war in Afghanistan to UFO moderators?

  1. 02-28-2009, 02:14 PM #1
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    Default Anyone believe in Hatian officers losing the war in Afghanistan to UFO moderators?

    Yep, it's true. Seems they got mad because they had a fleet of non-running Porsches that they were trying to sell for overly exorbitant prices and the UFO mods wouldn't accept. So they called in their gangs and those gangs called in their gangs to help because they once helped them change a tire about 7 years ago. In response, the UFO moderators showed countless pictures that they GOOGLED of dollar bills showing that they were baller enough to buy the Porsches. It's just that they weren't that stupid. So they instead spend their time and money "ballin' out" every weekend, sometimes spending up to $1400 every Saturday and Sunday knowing they'll make it back that next week.

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    i do.
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  3. 02-28-2009, 02:19 PM #3
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    Wow, lol.

    This would make absolutely no sense if I didn't know some of the backstory. Bwuahahaha!
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    PORSCHE IS RUNNING YOU ASS

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    and if you knew anything about porsches this one has around 70k orginal miles never seen rain and has no dents or dings...aswell as a freshly rebuilt motor with 0 miles on the rebuild. i can get an easy 10 and have someone coming to look at it today .

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  6. 02-28-2009, 02:24 PM #6
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    it's just dirty because it's been sitting in the garage collecting dust for about 3-4 years

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  7. 02-28-2009, 02:25 PM #7
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    ^So its a fucking POS, thats why you dont drive it.

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    The men sit down at a table, then Jesus says, 'whomever kisses me, will betray me, unless it is Mark; he's only doing it because he's queer.' LOL
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    im trying to sell it, that why i don't drive it....and what do you drive again buddy?

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  9. 02-28-2009, 02:30 PM #9
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    because you ain't got shit on my mr2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    because you ain't got shit on my mr2.

    Both cars dont even run, so that makes them POS cars to me!!!!

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    nice find QD
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    Dont even have a dash or seats installed


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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    im trying to sell it, that why i don't drive it....and what do you drive again buddy?
    I drive a 6spd TT supra, what color?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacurabus06
    The men sit down at a table, then Jesus says, 'whomever kisses me, will betray me, unless it is Mark; he's only doing it because he's queer.' LOL
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    ROFL @ this thread. So its got a rebuild engine sitting for 4 years with no miles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    because you ain't got shit on my mr2.
    You're not talking about the POS that's for sale in pieces are you?
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  16. 02-28-2009, 03:40 PM #16
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    The only thing I can point out is, For a baller, it must have been hard for you to decide between your overly priced designer clothes and a decent camera to take signature pictures with.
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

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  17. 02-28-2009, 04:03 PM #17
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    I didn't know gangsters drove such gay cars
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    I mean, besides QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B18c1Turboed
    Dont even have a dash or seats installed

    that pic was taken when i first got her, shes all done now....idiots

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    LOLOLOL, OP is Win.

    Learning everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by green91
    ROFL @ this thread. So its got a rebuild engine sitting for 4 years with no miles.
    god you guys are so fucking dumb

    the motor rebuild was just finished a month or so ago......you guys like making assumptions don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    PORSCHE IS RUNNING YOU ASS

    ill take that bet, your 914, my gto, any amount of money, any drag track in the southeast, next weekend

    put up or shut up you "millionaire" faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    ill take that bet, your 914, my gto, any amount of money, any drag track in the southeast, next weekend

    put up or shut up you "millionaire" faggot

    CALLED THE FUCK OUT
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    how about we go around the twisties instead faggot, only real men drive twisties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    how about we go around the twisties instead faggot, only real men drive twisties.

    thats what i thought, why dont you get one of your multiple personalities to push you and that piece of shit porsche off a fucking cliff you cunt
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    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    because you ain't got shit on my mr2.
    I had a friend was a big baseball player
    back in high school
    He could throw that speedball by you
    Make you look like a fool boy
    Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
    I was walking in, he was walking out
    We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
    but all he kept talking about was

    Chorus:
    Glory days well they'll pass you by
    Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
    Glory days, glory days

    Well there's a girl that lives up the block
    back in school she could turn all the boy's heads
    Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
    and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
    Her and her husband Bobby well they split up
    I guess it's two years gone by now
    We just sit around talking about the old times,
    she says when she feels like crying
    she starts laughing thinking about

    Chorus

    Now I think I'm going down to the well tonight
    and I'm going to drink till I get my fill
    And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
    but I probably will
    Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
    a little of the glory of, well time slips away
    and leaves you with nothing mister but
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    i can get an easy 10.
    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    im trying to sell it, that why i don't drive it....and what do you drive again buddy?

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    wtf hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    how about we go around the twisties instead faggot, only real men drive twisties.
    granted he would hand you your ass in a straight line, but normally the twistie excuse is for pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    granted he would hand you your ass in a straight line, but normally the twistie excuse is for pussies.
    That's not true, I used to hear GirlZ say thay all the.....






    wait a minute.
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    so i'm a pussy because my cars aren't drag cars?

    thats the dumbest thing i think ive ever heard in my life......

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    twisties are much funner. takes alot more skill and you have to have an all around better car.

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    LOLOLOLOL.

    I heard the new engine rebuild on the 914 allows him to use Earth's gravitational field to accelerate to faster than the speed of light. That way, it is easy for him and his Zoe Pound bretheren to do some sick drive bys on all of the 32 different species of aliens that frequent our planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    so i'm a pussy because my cars aren't drag cars?

    thats the dumbest thing i think ive ever heard in my life......

    no youre a pussy for popping off about that porsche running some ass or something, then when i put it in your face you back down, not that i expected anything less, faggot

    p.s., neither of those piece of shits you call cars run, so shut the fuck up


    and thanks echo, that shits funny....no thread is complete without you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    and thanks echo, that shits funny....no thread is complete without you
    You're welcome. Invisible reps have been given. But here's one you can see...
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    QD, you have made lots and lots of posts that have made me laugh. This one just has done it the hardest.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
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