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  1. 02-27-2009, 11:38 PM #1
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    Default Divorced barbie... Lol... oh so true..

    The Divorced Barbie Doll


    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers

    that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the
    sales person,

    'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

    We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

    Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,

    Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
    $265.95.'

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
    $265.95 and

    the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
    Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
    Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key
    chain made with Ken's balls.'
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  2. 02-27-2009, 11:47 PM #2
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    womp womp

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  3. 02-27-2009, 11:48 PM #3
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    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.
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  4. 02-28-2009, 12:35 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Goat
    Meh.
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  5. 02-28-2009, 03:15 AM #5
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    hahaha... that was great.
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  6. 02-28-2009, 03:25 AM #6
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