so i blocked my number and called. all those that didn't expect the popo lol he said he was calling them tomorrow. LOL

anyways here we go.

Me: Can i Please speack to Amber?
Dad: Amber Nicole!!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!!
after that he is in a calm voice...
Dad: who is this?

Me: Matt

Dad: Matt who?

Me: Matt Smith.

Dad hands phone to daughter.

Amber: I don't know you.

Me: yeah you do, you met me at Wal- Mart and gave me your number 4 days ago.

Amber: o yeah, sorry i have had a lot of phone calls asking for a Mike smith.

I decided to play a little more....

Me: so what are going to do?

Amber: me and my dad are calling the police in the morning. we have all the numbers wrote down that called.

Me: sucks for them. So, you never told me how old you where. How old are you, i figured maybe 18 or 19.

Amber: im 14 almost 15.

Me: would you like to go on a date?

Amber: i dunno.

Me: come one, ill take you out to a nice dinner. say maybe texas roadhouse?

Amber: maybe.

Me: only condition is you have to let me take nudes of you and come on your face.

Amber: DAAAAAAAAAADDDDYYYY!!!!!!


At that point her dad starts yelling at me and i start laughing. my lil bro is standing right beside me and starts saying what bitch free dinner but no ass wtf?????!!!