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    Default My Wife is Mad!

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
    that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
    take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
    more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

    I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
    came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    And then the fight started...

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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    aaahhhahahahaha

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    rotflmfao!!!!! reps

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    LMAO.....

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    not bad.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    HELL NAHHH .......thats funny dude .....1

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    Lol, thats a good one.

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    what is it with all these lame email jokes being posted lately?
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    thats fucking hilarious!

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    it was aiite.
    :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    it was aiite.
    Like your SIG Aiiite

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    if the wife is mad the cure is PIITB w/o permission.

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    lol not witty retort require for this one.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Thats funny right there
    JJSPEC Racing
    "He who judges a book by its cover will soon be staring at taillights."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMBrian
    Thats funny right there
    I don't care who you are!

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    LOOOOOOOOOL

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