Getting OLDER!

[Tech5]

A young teenager, observing adult decides, one day, that he will become older, and for that to happen, he will start cursing.

His younger brother decided to do the same thing.

So the next morning, the two brothers come down for breakfest, and their mom ask them what they want for breakfest.

The older brother says << This morning, I want some fucking cereals >>

His mom takes him and smack him twice. Then she ask the younger brother what he wants for breakfest.

The younger brother then says << Shit, anything but cereals >>










"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, thats nothing," said the 70 year old. "When you're 70, you cant take a crap anymore. You take a laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"

"Actually," said the eighty year old. "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the sixty year old. "No...not really. I pee every morning at 6am. I pee like a race horse, no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?" asked the 70 year old. "No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30am.

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6 and you take a crap at 6:30. Whats so tough about being eighty?

To which the eighty year old mand replies, "I dont wake up til 10."

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[Brown Man]

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