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  1. 02-24-2009, 12:37 PM #1
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    > > Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
    > > Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
    > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
    > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    > > Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    > > Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
    > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    > > Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
    > > Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
    > > War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
    > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    > > It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
    > > Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
    > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    > > Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    > > Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
    > > Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
    > > Crowded elevator smells different to midget.


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  2. 02-24-2009, 12:54 PM #2
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    the laughs are out loud...
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    lol
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    lol
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  5. 02-24-2009, 09:30 PM #5
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    lol

    "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

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  6. 02-24-2009, 11:03 PM #6
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    ROFL!

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  9. 02-25-2009, 01:52 PM #9
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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

    Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

    Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

    Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

    Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

    Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

    Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

    Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
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    Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.

    Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

    Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

    Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

    Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

    Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

    Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers.

    Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

    Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

    Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

    No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

    Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.
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    lololololol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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    Side note:
    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

    "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

    "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Side note:
    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

    "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

    "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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