Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers.

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.