It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.