Serious question. Don't come in if you're going to be a dick :)

[Sammich]

I was gonna guess 1,999,932

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i figured i better get married before i have kids...good thing i did. when my children fuked up, i took it out on their mother...back then u would heal faster than u would today, so by the next morning she looked like a new woman

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i figured i better get married before i have kids...good thing i did. when my children fuked up, i took it out on their mother...back then u would heal faster than u would today, so by the next morning she looked like a new woman

Thanks for the info. Didn't know that