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  1. 02-05-2009, 06:10 PM #1
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    Default ONE NIGHT STANDS ARE TEH AWESOME!!

    I can has??

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html

    One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm:

    A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

    Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

    She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.





    Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

    He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

    Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

    He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.




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    'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

    'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'


    Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

    She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.



    LOL



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    that's hilarious!!!!
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    how the fuck didn't he wake up?

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  4. 02-05-2009, 06:16 PM #4
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    HAHAH FUCKING PWNED!!!!
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    ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..
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    Quote Originally Posted by keva52
    ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..

    BWA BWA BWA HAHAHAA
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    pills and vodka FTW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keva52
    ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..
    LOL WUT?
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    thats gotta suck
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    about the same thing that happened to that guy but it was actually my gf at the time and we were at my house. i always keep a knife beside my bed and i had feel asleep after a long night of drinking. well later that night i woke up to what i thought was her scratching me be it was her on top of me with the knife that was on my night stand and her coked up out of her gored drawing on me with it. i threw her off of me, picker her up and threw her out my from door naked and went back to sleep. havent talked to her since.. dunno how she got home cuz she lived in decatur and i lived in athens and i picked her up that day..
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  12. 02-05-2009, 06:52 PM #12
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    DANG! id be pissed!
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    I would be oddly turned on by that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalSilver
    I would be oddly turned on by that...
    i can give you her number if you want it haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    how the fuck didn't he wake up?
    im going to have to go with the alcohol and pill combo=knocked teh fawk out.
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    I think I'd be the one going to jail after I killt dat bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    I think I'd be the one going to jail after I killt dat bitch!
    Truth.
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    Goddamn, Valium must be some serious shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by keva52
    i can give you her number if you want it haha
    you should post her number, so we can all fuck with her.

    lol, I smell craigslist post.
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    how important could the fact that it was a Stanley knife possibly be lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keva52
    about the same thing that happened to that guy but it was actually my gf at the time and we were at my house. i always keep a knife beside my bed and i had feel asleep after a long night of drinking. well later that night i woke up to what i thought was her scratching me be it was her on top of me with the knife that was on my night stand and her coked up out of her gored drawing on me with it. i threw her off of me, picker her up and threw her out my from door naked and went back to sleep. havent talked to her since.. dunno how she got home cuz she lived in decatur and i lived in athens and i picked her up that day..

    Kinda creepy, dude. There was this chick who hung out with some friends of mine who had carved this dudes name in her arm at one point. But the coincidence is she did it in Decatur Square a few years a go when I was in HS. LOL

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  22. 02-05-2009, 10:27 PM #22
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    Thats fucking hilarious. I'm pretty sure there's a story behind it, they probably had a crazy kinky sex. That they both forgot bout.
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    dang shes kinda cute too
    kinky
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    LuLz... Yo Dom.. looks like you got all the help you need brother....
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    crazy ass closet bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by keva52
    ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..
    I can vouch, That bitch was a fucking nut case...wowow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7
    I can vouch, That bitch was a fucking nut case...wowow.
    she was good in bed tho haha :boobies:
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    I'd smash, but if I woke up like that I'd smash her face in.
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    Drugs were definitely involved. He will....he CAN NEVER forget this one!

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    I'd smash, but if I woke up like that I'd smash her face in.
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    other than the name, the random ones are gonna look sick.

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    that chick is crazy son...for all the women in jail w/ her...dnt worry bout shanking her...she'll shank u first



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