View Poll Results: Do you masturbate.?

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  • Hell now that is nasty.

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    I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.
    Jason..

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    WAT WAS U DOING THAT NIGHT I CALLED...U DIDNT ANSWER AT FIRST THEN U CALLED BACK HUFFIN AND PUFFIN..I THINK U BETTER PLEAD THE FIF LOL



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....
    i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350ZFTW
    I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.
    unless ur getting consistent poon everyday, life must suck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 350ZFTW
    I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.
    Your missing out. Its like your missing a part in evolution. Its supposed to be like this:

    :idb:

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    LMAO at that chart,hahahaha
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    If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

    :idb:

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    ^lmao.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick
    I tried that.. but it felt like indian rope burn on my dick....skin was coming off....
    I got free clear tails with my ride.....

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    I do dry hand mostly, just takes talent,lol
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    it's a pretty good way to relieve stress before a big date, etc.


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    ...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.

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    not like i don't wash my hands you fucktard. i can't believe i shook your dog eating hands...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    ...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.
    i also have shook his hand

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    man shiet i stroke like its no joke
    “Alfalfa peak”—an odd ridge on a car that is otherwise a lava-lamp jubilee of rounded Oprah-ness.

    -car and driver, 370z review

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    lol at this chart crackin my dick wide open

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

    HAHA TROOF!









    wait a minute.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
    Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....
    got my fab back

    CHASE ->>>
    WHAT MATTERS

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    looks like that graph is correct, u spiral outta control and get trapped fabbin ya goods till u die and that my friends is not the way a man should go out

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickgiblin
    hell yea i do. if you say no then your a fag or your 12
    +1 everyone does it, some just do not speak up.

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    LULZ

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    First off, the thread is kinda gay... Why do we want to know if a bunch of guys beat their meat.

    Second, the only time I do is when I pull out of my girl and skeet all over her tits...
    Pussy > Hand anyday...

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    I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds lol

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    I should start doing it again since wifey is in one of those moods (for the last 3 weeks). I'm about to tie her ass up and take it.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVEOUS
    I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds lol
    so, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?

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    Masturbation?

    Pics or shens...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tran
    so, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?
    LOL i guess you can say that.

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    Q: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
    A: "Because you touch yourself at night."

    I've killed a lot of dinosaurs...

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    I could get laid 3 times a day and I would still jack it 4.
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex
    28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex

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    No thank you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by toxxxic
    No thank you.
    uh hu..

    Me neither, I don't sin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex
    Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?
    the next door neighbors wife
    28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik
    the next door neighbors wife
    I like his style
    I thrive on caffineand HATE


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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman
    I like his style
    You would do the same.. Trust me..

    BTW, its not sex if you masturbate and he watches.. Sex 101 for you..

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    Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
    Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?
    Right below the, "No one believes your fagot ass has a girlfriend" option.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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