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02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Jason..

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.
02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Sammich

WAT WAS U DOING THAT NIGHT I CALLED...U DIDNT ANSWER AT FIRST THEN U CALLED BACK HUFFIN AND PUFFIN..I THINK U BETTER PLEAD THE FIF LOL
02-04-2009, 04:02 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300

Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....

i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick:ninja:
02-04-2009, 04:12 PM
_Christian_

Quote:

Originally Posted by 350ZFTW

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.

:eek: unless ur getting consistent poon everyday, life must suck.
02-04-2009, 05:37 PM
G.C

Quote:

Originally Posted by 350ZFTW

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.

Your missing out. Its like your missing a part in evolution. Its supposed to be like this:

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k6...utionofguy.jpg
02-04-2009, 05:55 PM
FlipKing

LMAO at that chart,hahahaha
02-04-2009, 06:02 PM
G.C

If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k6...onofguy2-1.jpg
02-04-2009, 06:04 PM
_Christian_

^lmao.
02-04-2009, 06:07 PM
ISAtlanta300

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick:ninja:

I tried that.. but it felt like indian rope burn on my dick....skin was coming off....:(
02-04-2009, 07:05 PM
FlipKing

I do dry hand mostly, just takes talent,lol
02-04-2009, 08:50 PM
BKgen®

it's a pretty good way to relieve stress before a big date, etc.
02-04-2009, 08:52 PM
Crazy Asian

...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.
02-04-2009, 09:02 PM
BKgen®

not like i don't wash my hands you fucktard. i can't believe i shook your dog eating hands...
02-04-2009, 09:13 PM
Scotsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.

:eek::eek::eek::eek: i also have shook his hand
02-04-2009, 10:41 PM
tron

man shiet i stroke like its no joke
02-04-2009, 10:43 PM
eYezs1ck

lol at this chart crackin my dick wide open
02-04-2009, 11:27 PM
Kasper

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...vic/hahaha.jpg
02-04-2009, 11:29 PM
DeeAOne

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.C

If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k6...onofguy2-1.jpg

HAHA TROOF! :lmfao:

wait a minute.....:ninja:
02-04-2009, 11:48 PM
blaknoize

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300

Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....

got my fab back :yes:
02-05-2009, 12:03 AM
blaknoize

looks like that graph is correct, u spiral outta control and get trapped fabbin ya goods till u die and that my friends is not the way a man should go out :no:
02-17-2009, 01:07 AM
Bimmerman1

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickgiblin

hell yea i do. if you say no then your a fag or your 12

+1 everyone does it, some just do not speak up.
03-23-2009, 11:24 AM
lcortes32

LULZ
03-23-2009, 11:28 AM
Brian*

First off, the thread is kinda gay... Why do we want to know if a bunch of guys beat their meat.

Second, the only time I do is when I pull out of my girl and skeet all over her tits...
Pussy > Hand anyday...
03-23-2009, 11:30 AM
NVEOUS

I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds :) lol
03-23-2009, 09:51 PM
"B"

I should start doing it again since wifey is in one of those moods (for the last 3 weeks). I'm about to tie her ass up and take it.
03-23-2009, 11:38 PM
Master Shake

Quote:

Originally Posted by NVEOUS

I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds :) lol

so, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?
03-24-2009, 12:31 AM
RedEj8

Masturbation?

Pics or shens...:ninja:
03-24-2009, 09:11 AM
NVEOUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tran

so, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?

LOL i guess you can say that.
03-24-2009, 11:03 AM
Ran

Q: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
A: "Because you touch yourself at night."

I've killed a lot of dinosaurs...
04-21-2009, 08:29 PM
Friggintitsman

I could get laid 3 times a day and I would still jack it 4.
04-21-2009, 08:33 PM
hondachik

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:
04-21-2009, 08:35 PM
Frög

Quote:

Originally Posted by hondachik

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:

:upchuck:
04-21-2009, 08:36 PM
toxxxic

No thank you.
04-21-2009, 08:37 PM
Frög

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxxxic

No thank you.

uh hu.. :rolleyes:

Me neither, I don't sin.. :lmfao:
04-21-2009, 08:39 PM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by hondachik

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:

Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?
04-21-2009, 08:40 PM
hondachik

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?

the next door neighbors wife :(
04-21-2009, 08:42 PM
Friggintitsman

Quote:

Originally Posted by hondachik

the next door neighbors wife :(

I like his style
04-21-2009, 08:43 PM
Frög

Quote:

Originally Posted by Friggintitsman

I like his style

You would do the same.. Trust me..

BTW, its not sex if you masturbate and he watches.. Sex 101 for you..
04-21-2009, 10:15 PM
ep9716

Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?
04-28-2009, 02:29 AM
§treet_§peed

Quote:

Originally Posted by ep9716

Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?

Right below the, "No one believes your fagot ass has a girlfriend" option.

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