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  1. 01-29-2009, 09:40 AM #1
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    Default Starbucks = My poop juice

    I had to drop my brother off at school today so he bought us starbucks and I swear, Its like clockwork. 20 minutes after I drink starbucks I have to shit. Every time. I call it my poop juice, my liquid colon censer...whats your poop juice?
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    Coffee and cigarettes
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    i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular
    lol...i was that way a few years ago...then my stomach gave...it hates me now
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    i dont have poop JUICE, but ANYTHING from Hooters = insta-poop food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular
    holy shit, this post is not in all caps. quoted for proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    holy shit, this post is not in all caps. quoted for proof.
    LOL....I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT...FUNNY REPS
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    coffee is a natural diuretic or laxative. i drink coffee every morning to make myself take a chit so i won't have to number 2 at work.
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    lol screw all of you, i'm not working in CAD right now..but just wait lol.

    but i'm waiting for my stomach to give in..ill be stuck to the toilet like white on rice and a paper plate in a snow storm lol



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    White Chocolate Mocha works for me, or really any coffee...
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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    milk is my poop juice, but that is b/c I am lactose intolerant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    White Chocolate Mocha works for me, or really any coffee...
    lies. scientific studies prove that girls dont poop. true story.
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    i remember i drank 2-24oz cups of cappacino(sp?) in a 3hr span...i was pissing like a race horse all day..i swore i took a diuretic pill that morning



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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    lies. scientific studies prove that girls dont poop. true story.
    I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts..
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    Coffee and cigarettes

    both natural laxatives..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    both natural laxatives..
    It's all a conspiracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts..
    it's cool to admit it....







    but gross to go that far...............



    ooo i should make a poll... yes i know girls rip/burp/dump...

    but i think it's so unlady like for a girl to just let one go on ya?? ya know??? maybe it's just me... yeah it's a BIT of a double standard... i know.. but i can't help it...

    /threadjack
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts..
    QFTMFT when yall shit yall gota clean the whole bathroom...again lol. yall shit stinks worse than men. that shit permeates the whole house/office lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts..
    *covers ears and screams 'I cant hear you' over and over again*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    QFTMFT when yall shit yall gota clean the whole bathroom...again lol. yall shit stinks worse than men. that shit permeates the whole house/office lol


    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    it's cool to admit it....







    but gross to go that far...............



    ooo i should make a poll... yes i know girls rip/burp/dump...

    but i think it's so unlady like for a girl to just let one go on ya?? ya know??? maybe it's just me... yeah it's a BIT of a double standard... i know.. but i can't help it...

    /threadjack
    I think it's totally rude for anyone to just let it out... YUCK.. Total turn off.

    But I do it when I'm by myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties

    I think it's totally rude for anyone to just let it out... YUCK.. Total turn off.

    But I do it when I'm by myself.
    again..QFT...except the last sentence



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    Anything from McNasty will destroy my insides. Its bad too, like it scares me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    But I do it when I'm by myself.
    lol. dont we all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    again..QFT...except the last sentence
    Now now.. Don't get me started on doin it to myself.. errr.. doin it by myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by AirMax95
    Anything from McNasty will destroy my insides. Its bad too, like it scares me.
    i use to throw up from their old coffee

    i had a bacon egg adn cheese once from hardees...eggs were horrendous...so i spit it out and trashed it...and i'm known for eating w/e is in my face



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiff-O-Bitties
    Now now.. Don't get me started on doin it to myself.. errr.. doin it by myself
    lol i usually let loose when im in the car by myself, but if its a silent one..ill let'r rip anywhere..

    i remember last week though, i thought for sure, i woulda put it on my life, it was a silent one. but i let it go..shit was loud...AND stink..i know this handicapped guy in teh office wanted to strangle me, but i wasnt close enough



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    Quote Originally Posted by osnap
    i dont have poop JUICE, but ANYTHING from Hooters = insta-poop food.
    ha ha ha ha, I hear you on that!!!

    Yager Is my poop juice...ut it takes a night of sleeping with it in my tummy...mmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nittanys1
    ha ha ha ha, I hear you on that!!!

    Yager Is my poop juice...ut it takes a night of sleeping with it in my tummy...mmm


    LOL! word!!! man jager is unreal... insert multible jager bombs at night...

    release one jager bomb in the morning!
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    dutch oven ftw lol
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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