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  1. 01-27-2009, 02:21 PM #1
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    Default WHAT I HATE ABOUT HAVING A LONG VERGA

    WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BOWL AND YOUR PITO IS IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!
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    Since i dont know what it is... I cant comment, but it doesnt sound very nice...

    CHASE ->>>     WHAT MATTERS
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    I think he is trying to say that he has a long wang so when he goes to take a dump it touches the water.
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    thats just fucking sick, what if you never notice the dingleberrie that got stuck at the top and you never notice it, come time for you to use your wang, you have a brown stain on the front of your drawers.
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    GOOD CALL MY FRIEND, GOOD CALL

    THATS WHY I ALWAYS TRIM MY SCROT/GOOCH HAIRS, THAT WAY IT KEEPS THE BOYS FREE AND MY MAIN MAN CAN HANG AND COOL OFF
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    i agree... nothing worse than muh sack dragging the ground at a urinal....
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    THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ENGLISH AND ALOT LESS SPANISH, THAT WAY I CAN COMPREHEND WTF IS GOING ON UP IN HERE.

    PS KILLER...NEVERMIND LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich

    PS KILLER...NEVERMIND LOL
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    O YEA, WELL I NEED A LOT MORE STFU FROM YOU AND LESS JIBBA JABBA
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    JAB THESE NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR TAILPIPE THERE PUTO

    YOU EVER SELL THE CAPRICE?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    JAB THESE NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR TAILPIPE THERE PUTO

    YOU EVER SELL THE CAPRICE?
    THATS A NEGATIVE SLUTICUS

    WHY, YOU GOT CASH IN HAND?

    :doesnt hold breath:
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    THATS A NEGATIVE SLUTICUS

    WHY, YOU GOT CASH IN HAND?

    :doesnt hold breath:
    SMART MOVE CUZ I'M MORE BROKE THAN GARY COLEMAN, TRUE STORY. BUT NAW I SAW THE THREAD HADNT BEEN BUMPED AND I KNEW U MOVED UP W/ UR HONEY DIP AND BABY GIRL AND THOUGHT U MAYBE SOLD IT BEFORE MOVING. U SHOULD KEEP IT



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    I WAS JUST GONA SAY YOUR BALLS DONT EVEN REACH THE BOTTOM OF YOUR TIGHTY WHITEYS..HOW THEY GONA REACH THE URINAL? SLIDE AGAINST THE WALL?



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    HOW YOU KNOW THIS INFO, IS IT OK TO TALK W/ DISCRETION ABOUT IT

    P.S. YOU MAKE ME SICK
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    HOW YOU KNOW THIS INFO, IS IT OK TO TALK W/ DISCRETION ABOUT IT

    P.S. YOU MAKE ME SICK
    I'M PRETTY SURE U WANTED TO KNOW FULL DETAILS. HIT UP HIS USE TO BE WOMANS AND SHE'LL FILL YOU IN ON HIS INADQUACIES(SP?)



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    YEA ITS IN A SAFE STORAGE PLACE AWAY FROM CHUMPS LIKE YOU I CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF IT BEING EVEN NEGLECTED EVEN FOR ONE SECOND OR RAVAGED BY PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND

    I WANT TO VOMITAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    YEA ITS IN A SAFE STORAGE PLACE AWAY FROM CHUMPS LIKE YOU I CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF IT BEING EVEN NEGLECTED EVEN FOR ONE SECOND OR RAVAGED BY PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND

    I WANT TO VOMITAR
    LOL KICK ROCKS U...I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO REFORM MYSELF. ILURICKSTER.

    TELL DEE THAT SAMMICH TOLD HER TO GET HER SWEET AND SOUR ASS ON IA...NOW!



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    WOW THATS GROSS
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    NO MAMES WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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    WTF U DOIN IN HAR



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    MARKY MARK (NO FUNKY BUNCH)

    WAT THE BIZ COMPA
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    some one really needs to show Thinkfast's girl this thread.

    if she see's this its going to be a looooooooooooooooooong time before you ever get any head.

    especially considering you let it dangle in the water while releasing your hidden treasures.
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    4 realz.. toilet bowl water is freezing


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    I wish you went away again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    I wish you went away again.
    u talkin 2 me bro? Y? what did I do 2 u?


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    i'm pretty sure his male counterpart didnt fulfill his wants last night, never mind him



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    LOL, its all good, id probably dick smack that kid in real life, and he would probably ask me to do it again.. but on IA everyones got something to say


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    my eyes just got bigger reading the first page of this thread!!!!.......looks like yall were yelling at each other!!!!......1
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrascopa
    LOL, its all good, id probably dick smack that kid in real life, and he would probably ask me to do it again.. but on IA everyones got something to say
    he asked me to do it...i told him i was married

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    my eyes just got bigger reading the first page of this thread!!!!.......looks like yall were yelling at each other!!!!......1
    FIRST PAGE = SERIOUS BUSINESS....IF U DONT GOT BUSINESS..THEN GTFO!!!!!!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterLicker
    he asked me to do it...i told him i was married



    FIRST PAGE = SERIOUS BUSINESS....IF U DONT GOT BUSINESS..THEN GTFO!!!!!!!!!!
    man ill get when the getting gets get!!!!!! comprende???? .....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    man ill get when the getting gets get!!!!!! comprende???? .....1
    SI SENORITA



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    WTF IS GOIN ON IN HAR

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    MOTHERFUKERS TRYNA SPEAK ESPANOL, BUT ONLY KNOW HALF THE LANGUAGE, IF THAT WERE ME I'D FUK A MOTHERFUKER UP, BUT THATS JUST ME



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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BOWL AND YOUR PITO IS IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!
    Shit you mexican, You aint got no length, get back to mowing the yard son
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    ouch.

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    How ya been man, havent seen ya in a minute
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    chillen staking up this paper! About to move back to miami puto....GA sucks now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    chillen staking up this paper! About to move back to miami puto....GA sucks now.
    Yeah sometimes I think about moving outta here nah mean? Only tie I had here was Leisa, now I have no one so I dunno
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    WHY U TYPE IN CAPS WHEN RICKY IS AROUND, BUT WHEN HE'S MIA U TYPE IN NORMAL LETTER...STAY CONSISTANT U BABY BACK BITCH



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    I BEEN TYPING IN CAPS NEGROID!!!

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