I wake up everyday and climb out of bed from the right
I go straight to the shower and enter from the right
I take a shit and only let my right cheek touch the toilet
I am JDM as fuck you bitches know you heard it
I get in my RHD Civic on the right
I drive down the road into oncoming traffic they have me in sight
I'm JDM as fuck you bitches smell like dikes
I only go to Checkers because they support me
They have a JDM window just for hood Japs like me
The mail man can't touch me
Because he bought his car from a USPS delivery