Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Why the fuck would you have the urge to do that?
You must like eating shit too. I'd rather jack off in the middle of 5 o clock traffic.
Your girl must have a really smelly pussy if you'd rather lick asshole.
Also who cleans their asshole in the shower?
wait.. you don't clean your butthole in the shower!?!?!?!