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  1. 01-21-2009, 11:15 AM #1
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    Default Freaky Evette.....

    You threw Evette out naked?!


    She is a masseuse.

    She massages shit.....
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    something is wrong with you and u need to get it checked out!!!.....haha.....1
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    Her titty was out a little bit
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    WHAT DOES THIS SAY!!! T N T!!! THAT STANS FOR TACTICAL NARCOTICS TEAM!!!! WHAT WAS TACTICAL ABOUT TONIGHT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Burnett
    WHAT DOES THIS SAY!!! T N T!!! THAT STANS FOR TACTICAL NARCOTICS TEAM!!!! WHAT WAS TACTICAL ABOUT TONIGHT?
    Key Word!!!! TACTICAL!!!!.......1
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    woosah



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    don't be alarmed, we're negroes.
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    U GOT TO MUCH BASS IN YOUR VOICE......that scare white folks

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    bad boys bad boys whatchu gonn do...whatchu gonn do when we come fo you...skat u nat u nat sku ne heeyyy
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    "You see, what you have here is a special breed of rat..."

    "and what kind of rat would that be?"

    "Big Mother fuckers"

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    Is someone in here KING DING-A-LING?
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    LOL...read the title fast it sounds like you came upon a fast Chevy. Like "Damn, I was riding down I-85, and this FreakyEvette flew by me at 100mph".
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    you 2 are a trip and I love it how ya'll quote the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALVIN
    bad boys bad boys whatchu gonn do...whatchu gonn do when we come fo you...skat u nat u nat sku ne heeyyy
    dude you gotta learn the words
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    hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    dude you gotta learn the words
    we usually only do the chorus!!....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronsam2006
    LOL...read the title fast it sounds like you came upon a fast Chevy. Like "Damn, I was riding down I-85, and this FreakyEvette flew by me at 100mph".
    Rohan, quit smoking that crack.
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  18. 01-21-2009, 07:52 PM #18
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    Watch where you swinging a dead leg!!
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  19. 01-21-2009, 08:37 PM #19
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    Freeze Bitch!

    Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.
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    Damn the woosah captain! Did you just call me a tick?!


    My favorite....

    MIKE MIKE!! - I got this.... OHHHHH!!!! That'll pucker up your butt hole. - That mother fucka was flippin' n shit!
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  21. 01-21-2009, 09:21 PM #21
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    Marcus: Did you see that?!

    Mike: They throwin' cars! How am I not going to see that!
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    Mike...they fuck just like us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Lowrey
    Freeze Bitch!

    Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.
    ....and some Skittles.
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    "thats a nice fish, big fucken eyes, but nice fish!"
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    Why you always gotta give me the big motha fuckas? (BB1 when they are getting carjacked at the beginning)

    I use this one all the time "One of these Cock-Diesel mutha fuckas that even turn to wipe they own ass."
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    show him your badge!!!! he has a gun!!!

    Tell him we not from immigration!!!!........fucking haitians in lil fucking rooms with fucking guns!!! SHITT!!!

    u ever rub your leather mike!!!!! Like a womans butt!!!!

    what imma do with some dead titties!!!

    .....1
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  27. 01-22-2009, 06:03 AM #27
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    You know when we used to be gettin' into gun fights and I would always say we gonna be alright.

    I could say it, but it would be a bunch of bullshit today!
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    Marcus: ~drops fries in porsche~

    Mike: ~pulls car over, takes off glasses~ "Get it."
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    Marcus: Yo, where are your cupholders.

    Mike: I don't have any.

    Marcus: WTF you mean you don't have any! $80k for this car and you don't have no damn cupholders!

    Mike: It's $105k. Fastest production car on the planet. 0-60 in 3 seconds sweetie. It's a limited edition.

    Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cupholders! Just a shiney dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!
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    ^lawl



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Lowrey
    Marcus: Yo, where are your cupholders.

    Mike: I don't have any.

    Marcus: WTF you mean you don't have any! $80k for this car and you don't have no damn cupholders!

    Mike: It's $105k. Fastest production car on the planet. 0-60 in 3 seconds sweetie. It's a limited edition.

    Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cupholders! Just a shiney dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner
    Mike...they fuck just like us!

    How is that gonna help me do MY job!
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    STOP IT!!!!

    Mike im a grown ass man!!!!......1
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    luke and duke!!!!.....so theres dogs in my house!!!......1
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    Bottom line! I will knock you the fuck out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    Rohan, quit smoking that crack.
    Kento, I just can't stop man! Just read it really fast...READ IT!!!
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    take some time to de-escalate the situation!!!!....1
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    Remember when i took that witness to new york, while i bumped into Syd, well she bumped into me. And i was like "Syd!"

    She had the grouper.
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    im telling mommy!!!! im def leaking that shit!!! ....1
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    Captian, can we talk about possible reimbursement....

    No, thats why we drive squad cars. We dont reimburse for personal vehicles. So where do we go from here?
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