Primary Weapon: pancor Jackhammer


Secondary Weapon: Honey Badger


Vehicle: A-team van


armor: tamtel skreej


anthem: Stomp 'em in da nuts- thugnificent


sidekick: jill valentine-for two reasons. she kicks ass, and she can make babies either to repopulate with, or to throw at the zombies to distract them.


stronghold:red faction warlords


location:utah; mormon zombies seem less frightening


final words: SUCK IT